Cruz surrogate Lindsay Graham is on the Daily Show talking up Cruz

[Renew Deal]

"If you get shot you're dead, but if you're poisoned, there may be an antidote."

Cruz should put that into an ad.

[Stinky The Clown]

1. Is there lightening crackling around him?

[Rex]

2. The very guy that said Cruz could be murdered in the Senate and nobody would know?

Wow, he sure does pander fast.

[Renew Deal]

3. He's not the most enthusiastic surrogate

He also asked Noah if he had a green card because a young liberal black guy isn't going to do well if Trump is elected.

[Rex]

6. Wow, I am thinking the man is sincerely dense. The debate is still out on Cruz.

IS Cruz just faking the Evil Grampus Vampire persona or really is that creepy? Lindsay might just be a wee bit dense and get a night in the casket with Cruz.

Dump will spill the beans, Cruz's wife is the Master vampire. If I never post again, you heard it from me first!

[renate]

4. I think it's even worse

I think he said that if somebody murdered Cruz in the Senate nobody there would vote to convict him.

[Rex]

5. That was it, nobody would 'notice'.

And imagine what he says behind his back?

[Marie Marie]

7. His - uh -"endorsement" of Cruz was pretty funny.

[kwassa]

8. This interview was hilarious. Graham was very much faint praise, and funny.

Noah showed a clip of Graham saying that if someone killed Cruz on the floor of the Senate, no one would convict him.

When asked why he was supporting Cruz now, Graham said "He's not Trump."

[redstateblues]

9. He is a wreck

[eissa]

10. That was actually hilarious!

Poor Lindsay was in pain trying to endorse Cruz. Favorite line "Trump makes Boehner look like an albino!"