PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Please proceed to the liquor cabinet and pour yourself three shots.

[TheWraith]

That may keep us all calm and relaxed until the returns coming in get far enough along to mean anything. They don't right now, and probably won't for another half hour or hour, so don't stress about it. Just an FYI.

[Lebam in LA]

1. On my 2nd glass of wine

Need to take a walk

[shcrane71]

2. Thanks. Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop drinking.

Couldn't resist the Airplane reference.

[backscatter712]

4. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue!

[shcrane71]

10. LMAO!! I needed that. Thank you!

[Historic NY]

3. Manhatten....triple strength.

[IADEMO2004]

5. Excellent! I just had a shot, now I can have 3 more.

Better bring the clothes in off the line first or they will hang all night.

[nanabugg]

6. Rum and coke for me. nt

[Auntie Bush]

7. I already had three shots...now what?

[We Want Peace]

8. Get wasted and pass out so it will be easier to steal it and you will accept it

don't forget to double down on the prozac too

[longship]

9. Canadian Rye Whiskey for me.

Thanks, Canucks, eh?

Go Badgers! Go Barrett!

[northoftheborder]

11. wine here; finished off an opened-several-days-ago bottle; may have to stop watching the news and

watch tennis, which I've already seen.

[XemaSab]

12. I'm on my second beer

and um... yeah.

[bluerum]

13. Wine for me thanks.