Only-in-ChicagoTrump insult

[kpete]

https://twitter.com/AdrianChen/status/708697110191984640/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

[MineralMan]

1. Not just Chicago. Everyone knows that only mustard belongs

on a hot dog. Ketchup or Catsup? Never. It is akin to blasphemy, I tell you!

[surrealAmerican]

6. Chicago is not an "only mustard" town.

... there's pickle relish, onions, celery salt, "sport" peppers, etc.

[Liberal_in_LA]

2. lol.

[Buns_of_Fire]

3. We already know he eats pizza with a knife and fork. Will his insults never end?

Can't say much for his choice of lunch companions, either.

[awoke_in_2003]

5. How does a New Yorker do such a thing.

Chicago style- sure. NY stiyle- fold and eat like a normal person.

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. Maybe his hands are too small to manipulate an entire slice?

Which would be odd, since his mouth appears to be big enough to hold at LEAST two entire slices at a time. 'Tis a puzzlement.

[awoke_in_2003]

9. Guess that magazine

that called him a small fingered vulgarian was onto something. Rubio should pull out that picture and say "see- his fingers are too small to properly eat a slice of pizza". I would pay money to see the ensuing meltdown.

[ScreamingMeemie]

11. NY style--pass

I cannot stand NY-style pizza.

[awoke_in_2003]

14. I'm an equal opportunity pizza lover

I love all forms of BBQ, too

[Ilsa]

12. That was funny when Jon Stewart showed him how

to eat a pizza!
Here's the whole segment, including Gov. Quitter. The actual lesson happens around 2:45, I think.

[LiberalElite]

13. Mayor DeBlasio does the same thing -

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/01/11/nyregion/de-blasio-skewered-for-eating-pizza-with-utensils.html?_r=0

snip
The pizza arrived, steaming and delectable, a smoked-mozzarella-and-sausage pie presented to Mayor Bill de Blasio like a gilded offering to a visiting caliph.

The mayor, on a pilgrimage on Friday to Goodfellas, a venerable Staten Island pizzeria, smiled, nodded at his slice and then proceeded to do the unthinkable: eat it with a knife and fork.

Cue the foodie firestorm.

“Disaster,” declared a writer at New York magazine, citing the longstanding city protocol of devouring pizza, no matter how greasy, with the hands, and the hands only.
snip

[AngryAmish]

16. In my limited time in NY, the best pizza is Franny's

Cutting the first bite off helps.

Dammit, I want some Franny's now.

[awoke_in_2003]

4. He also thinks

that sports peppers are for losers.

[IllinoisLabour]

8. That goddamned monster

I hope he stops by Gene's & Jude's and asks for ketchup on camera. Most of the servers there eviscerate those types.

[longship]

10. In old Tiger Stadium, that was sacrilege!

Only they were called Red Hots, not hot dogs.

"Get yer Red Hots!! Red Hots here! Get yer Red Hots!" Ketchup wasn't even an option.

[ThoughtCriminal]

15. Does Cruz put mayo on his Freedom Fries?

America needs to know.