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March 7, 2016
By Diane Roberts
Gen. Edmund Kirby Smith is getting evicted from Statuary Hall.
The Sons of Confederate Veterans are not happy. Sen. Don Gaetz, a native of that little-known Old South state of North Dakota, is not happy: There is nothing in the bill analysis, nothing in the testimony, that tells us any reason why General Smith ought to be gone, lamented Gaetz. Was he indicted? Did he commit some heinous act?
Well, there was that armed insurrection against the United States government you know, the Civil War? And while Kirby Smith was born in St. Augustine, he left Florida at the age of 12, never to return.
Furl the flag, boys: the South aint fixing to rise again. Youre getting it confused with sea levels. But Floridians can at least choose a worthy successor to a fellow whose claim to fame is fleeing to Cuba to avoid charges of treason ...
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(2,419 posts)look like anyway? Three fingers on one hand, the other arm in a sling. Face slightly blackened with gunpowder residue, patch over one eye. Maybe the jaws of an alligator clamped around one leg and the broken steering wheel of a car around his neck? A nice inspirational quote inscribed at the base-"Hey y'all, watch this"-Florida Man