The NEW Trump University curriculum...

[True Earthling]

lol...

New Trump U. Gives Students a Huge Amount to Learn: Read My Lips

http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-03-04/new-trump-u-gives-students-a-huge-amount-to-learn-read-my-lips

History 220/White Supremacy in America
A review of U.S. hate groups and why no books or articles have ever been written about them. Lesson topics will include David Duke, whom nobody has ever heard of, and what to do about faulty earpieces. Prerequisite: Not open to freshmen or people with dark skin.

Communications 230/Fundamentals of Twitter
You can do anything in 140 characters -- even run for president. Lessons will include mocking others in tweets, oversimplifying ideas in tweets and retweeting without verifying. Prerequisite: B or higher in Communications 102/Basic Facebook or Communications 103/Playground Debate

Business 105/Bankruptcy for Beginners
For years, bankruptcy has been associated with failure. This course delves into the emerging alternate view of bankruptcy as a sign of good business sense. Prerequisite: Basic familiarity with Atlantic City, New Jersey.

English 210/The Best Superlatives
Details are for losers. If you want to get your point across, you have to deploy superlatives and modifiers in abundance. Students will learn from the greatest quotations ever, such as, "We will cut so much, your head will spin" and "I will be so good at the military, your head will spin." Prerequisite: Flexible neck

[underpants]

1. Hilarious. HANDS!!!

Business 101/Contracts
Only suckers pay their bills in full, while winners pay pennies on the dollar. In this course, prospective business leaders will learn that contracts are not really binding and should be thought of as expressions of fleeting sentiment, like Hallmark cards. Students will negotiate their grades with the instructor's team of highly paid lawyers. Prerequisite: For freshmen intended to major in construction management.

Business 105/Bankruptcy for Beginners
For years, bankruptcy has been associated with failure. This course delves into the emerging alternate view of bankruptcy as a sign of good business sense. Prerequisite: Basic familiarity with Atlantic City, New Jersey.

Business 305/Intermediate Bankruptcy
Offered in conjunction with Donald J. Trump School of Law and Jurisprudential Thought. Prerequisite: Bankruptcy for Beginners, or a Top 3 finish on "The Apprentice."

[gordianot]

2. Trump University: Human Anatomy 320

Actual physical comparison of selected parts of the human anatomy. This requires use of both English and Metric (if foreign student) calipers.

Comparative anatomy will be illustrated as to what constitutes ugly. Donald will detail criteria in the selection of wives.

This course is not to be confused with Advanced Communication 420; Use of the Human Anatomy in trading insults.

[Gothmog]

3. That is funny

[DLnyc]

4. Intensive memory workshop

Intensive workshop in forgetting names and faces of persons who have suddenly become a liability. Successful students will have no idea who the guy was who led this workshop, wouldn't even recognize him if he was sitting here in this room!

[bdwker]

5. Ethics 101

Ethics 101: Eminent Domain

Ethics are for idiots. So someone old woman wont sell her house...who cares?. Get the city to issue eminent domain so your limo has a place to park. Being a heartless bastard is what separates the winners from the losers. Prerequisite: No morals.