"A 'no brainer'? Great, count me in!" . . . Please come CAPTION Marco Rubio!!!

[skip fox]

Marco ("I haven't had use the training wheels all year!&quot Rubio is saying: "That's simple. Even though I called Donald Trump a con man unfit to lead this country, a lustful boaster, a Klu Klux Klan sympathizer, a religious pimp, an economic ignoramus who will bring us to financial ruin, an agitator who will tear apart my party and democracy itself, and a warmonger who would likely push the button to start the beginning of the end of mankind, I'd far rather have him as President than Hillary Clinton. . . . It should be obvious."



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CAPTION based on the following New York Times story:

http://www.nytimes.com/live/republican-debate-in-detroit-2016/republican-candidates-say-they-will-support-the-partys-nominee/

[randome]

1. "Can I talk about penises now? That's not against the rules, is it? Penis, penis, penis."

"Look, this is how small Donald Trump's penis is. I saw it in the men's room. Everyone knows that if you stay hydrated, you can maintain a healthy penis. I said 'penis'. God, I love saying that word out loud. I'm sorry, what was the question? Was it something about a penis?"
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[skip fox]

2. Rubio continues with is penis jokes:

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"I swear to find it you'd need a magnifying glass and a good pair of tweezers. . . I hope Donald never thinks of shaving down there because he might be singing an octave higher in the morning, if you know what I mean. . . They should put a blow-up picture of his penis on milk cartoons, see if something turns up. . . Why it's so small, his intellect is greater, and we've seen that that can mean! . . And another thing . . ."

[skip fox]

3. Rubio is saying:

"I didn't want to bring this up, but since Donald went there. . . . Well, I can't tell you who, but someone very, very, very knowledgeable about such things, a professional in the trade, said I was 'mucho grande,' is how she put it. . . . I mean, I blush to bring this up, but . . ."

[Generic Brad]

4. A pinch to grow an inch

The man does not measure up.

[flamingdem]

5. Whaaaaa Donnie called me peque~no - soy grande muy grandeeee

Has Trump mentioned Rubio's high heels yet? There's so much more material..

[skip fox]

6. Marco is saying:

"Don't you see? Not showing up to vote on the Senate floor makes me the anti-establishment candidate!!!