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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI smell rubber burning. The Donald must be thinking. . . . Please come CAPTION Trump-o-matic!!!
Donald ("I'm just a bit down. I haven't foreclosed on anyone yet this week." Trump is thinking: "I learned everything I know from infomercials! . . . You bet. . . . Like: 'We only have a few left in stock at this price. . . . You really, really need this! . . . It's the best of its kind. . . . Tomorrow it could be double, even triple. . . In fact, you're not really living without it. . . . And today we have a bonus . . .' Wow. Those guys were great! . . . If it wasn't for The Pocket Fisherman, today I'd probably be a manager for student rental apartments someplace like Fairbanks."
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I smell rubber burning. The Donald must be thinking. . . . Please come CAPTION Trump-o-matic!!! (Original Post)
skip fox
Feb 2016
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Johonny
(20,890 posts)1. People call me a bigot but I accept endorsement from all people. I don't judge.
sure many of the people supporting me are drug dealers and rapists, but some are good people.
2naSalit
(86,804 posts)2. "Talk about ME like that...
I've got a surprise for them! Just wait til' I..."
skip fox
(19,359 posts)3. The Donald is thinking:
"Or maybe I'd be a bail bondsman in Newark."
skip fox
(19,359 posts)4. Donald is thinking:
"Even I fantasize about myself!"
randome
(34,845 posts)5. "Oh, Hillary, what more can I do to make you understand I want to be by your side forever?"
[hr][font color="blue"][center]All things in moderation, including moderation.[/center][/font][hr]
MoonRiver
(36,926 posts)6. I need to advertise for a new make-up artist and wig stylist!
Or is it too late?
(Yeah, I think so... )