WHAT IS IT with him and his Creepy Photos??

[yuiyoshida]

Give him fangs and a cape, bloody fingers and He could be the next Count Dracula!!!
(Anyone wanta Photoshop a vampire Cruz? Post it below! )

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	Ted wants your blood!!
	1 (20%)
	Ew! Ted picks up cupcakes with those hands!
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	Oh Ted you are such a drama Queen!
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	Some one has to Out Glitz Donald Trump I guess
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	Ted tries to come off family oriented, but only seems to be more like Ted Bundy
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	Ted!!! not Jeb!!! oh god, that is just too close!!!
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	Republicans have this Natural chill factor...that makes everyone turn to ice
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	I really wonder what's going on in that brain... ITS ALIVE!!
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	Ted...we know for a fact, that THAT guy from Hooterville was related to you... (Mr Haney)
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	You make one up, I am tired....
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[saltpoint]

1. God himself has picked this man to

be our next president.

But you're right -- he'd make a better Dracula, hands down.

[TheCowsCameHome]

2. A Picasso done on a greasy pizza box.

That's my take.

[yourout]

3. Creepy people generally have creepy photos.

And he is one creepy son of a bitch.

[Lochloosa]

4. Ill go with Bundy since Tallahassee is my home town

And I lived only a few miles from Chi Omega

[LittleBlue]

5. He looks like a crazed, fire-and-brimstone type evangelist

[3catwoman3]

6. FUGLY is as...

...FUGLY does.

There are many reasons I do not wish Cruz to be the next occupant of the White House. While not as important as some, I do not want to have to see his gooseflesh-inducing visage on a daily basis for 4 years.

[Rex]

7. Florida man thinks he may be the Zodiac Killer.

I'm not saying I believe it, but that is out there.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

8. I shudder to think what a non-creepy photo of Cruz would look like.

Central casting would have to dig up some graves to get one to pose for one.

[Javaman]

9. He only takes creepy photos because...

He's creepy

[Solly Mack]

10. It's not possible to get any other kind of photo of him.

That man is skin-crawlingly offensive to the senses.

[Separation]

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