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Miles Archer

(18,837 posts)
Sat Feb 27, 2016, 06:33 PM Feb 2016

RNC in MELTDOWN: Beloved Reagan co-star "Bonzo" sends Trump endorsement from Rainbow Bridge

NO LINK...breaking news.





CNN Hollywood - The Republican National Committee has been seeing a "Reaganesque" candidate for 2016, and a voice from beyond may have just given them one.

RNC Chairman Reince Priebus told CNN reporters that he was standing on Donald Trump's Hollywood Walk Of Fame star this morning, looked down...and saw a banana.

Preibus' ruggedly chiseled features went ashen as he whispered "Bonzo." He was referring to President Ronald Reagan's 1951 co-star in the movie "Bedtime for Bonzo," and added, "This is a SIGN. We cannot ignore this endorsement. We prayed to our great leader to send us a candidate worthy of following in his footsteps, and he sent his choice to us via this fallen, heroic chimpanzee."

Priebus then added "We were hesitant at first, but rest assured, the RNC ground game and all of its might, including the financial power of our billionaire and Super PAC donors, will now be fully behind the Trump / Palin 2016 ticket. This is the dawn of the next great Republican era. THANK you, Bonzo."

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