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Cocktails for Candidates from The Townsend in Austin, TX
http://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/food/2016-02-26/the-townsend-debuts-candidate-cocktails/Cocktails for Candidates
Trump
A Manhattan made with Canadian whisky because if he wins we’re moving to Vancouver
$12
Bernie
A can of Lone Star and a shot of Fernet, but the bartender gets to drink the shot
$4
Hillary
A rye whiskey Ole Fashioned that’s really actually pretty great, but maybe you should have ordered something more exciting
$8
Jeb!
A $157 million vodka soda that never actually shows up
$157,600,000
John Kasich
A perfectly reasonable cocktail that you are still not gonna order, so why bother describing it?
$9
Marco Rubio
A classic, Cuban-style daiquiri
$8
Ted Cruz
The same as Marco Rubio’s daiquiri, but somehow a lot less likable
$8
Ben Carson
Some warm milk and an Ambien
Set a $20 bill on fire
