2 words: "Unintelligible yelling"

[kpete]

Two Words That Explain the Republican Debate (and the Campaign, as a Whole)
You already know what they are.

BY CHARLES P. PIERCE
FEB 26, 2016

Last night's Republican brawl at recess was best summed up by some anonymous soul working at the closed-captioning desk at CNN who clearly was completely fed up with the idiotic proceedings on stage and decided to let the hearing-impaired citizens of the United States of America know that he was. (In fact, I hope that the hearing-impaired citizens of the United States of America know how lucky they were last night.) This wasn't a political debate. This was a pissing contest among men who are worried about the size of their dicks.

(Unintelligible yelling)

Would you have trusted any of these clowns with the nuclear codes? (Maybe John Kasich, but only if there were absolutely no other option, Curly Howard being dead and all.) I wouldn't trust any of them to park my car.

(Unintelligible yelling)

What was your favorite moment? Was it Dr. Ben Carson's contention that the "fruit salad of their lives" are dangling precipitously on "the abyss of destruction? What did he mean? Who knows? The mind of Dr. Ben Carson is not the mind of an ordinary man. The mind of Dr. Ben Carson is on loan from a curiosity shoppe somewhere on the moons of Saturn.

http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a42481/unintelligible-yelling/

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

1. How long before these Rethug asshats complain about the closed captioning?

The closed captioning transcriber was obviously a Hillary plant.

[Gothmog]

2. The GOP debates have been so classy

[Electric Monk]

3. 115 recs and counting

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027642382

[bemildred]

4. Priceless. nt