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Marko ("I always wipe before I flush" Rubio just finished saying: "Trump here is doing wheelies in the street in terms of changing his position. . . Why I . . . in terms of his . . . Knows exactly. . . . wheelies in Trumps' ear . . . Pez position . . ."
Donald ("I've got a pack of jumbo condoms in my pocket" Trump is saying: "You, Marko or Mario or whatever you say your name is, you're a pathetic choke artist! You probably get performance anxiety at the ATM. . . . And Teddy, here, . . . What a creep!. . . He can't open his mouth without lying! . . . Another sick loser!"
Teddy ("I got a pair of panties in my pocket" Cruz is about to say: "How can I be lying when I say I'm telling the truth, unless I'm lying about telling the truth and then don't tell the truth, which is what I say I'm not doing. . . . It makes absolutely no sense!"
Ben ("Don't I get to talk?" Carson is thinking off stage: "When are they going to ask me about brain aneurisms?"
datguy_6
(176 posts)maveric
(16,445 posts)2naSalit
(86,775 posts)Bad Lipreading does something with this one!
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)underpants
(182,878 posts)Duped you
olddots
(10,237 posts)Johonny
(20,888 posts)to know why people are voting for me."
Rubio, "People think Donald Trump doesn't know that he's white. He knows exactly that he's white.
Ted, "I'm the only president here that is rapture ready. When the end times come and eternity is upon you who would you rather spend the rest of your life with. A sin filled cesspool of debauchery like Donald or good honest Christian people like me. We all know the answer... it's Donald isn't it. The answer is Donald and not me. I really should have prepared better material."
Ben Carson, "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Obama care is slavery. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz."
underpants
(182,878 posts)skip fox
(19,359 posts)"Listen, Starfish, your last name ends with an 'o' and grease-ball here ends with a 'z.' . . . How could you even imagine being elected?"