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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsI finally found a way to genuinely enjoy a Donald Trump speech.
Here's how you do it. (Note: Your browser will need to support HTML5 videos in order for this to happen):
1. Go to Youtube
2. Find a Donald Trump speech. Any Donald Trump speech will do. Preferably one of his stump jobs, though.
3. Click on the settings button (It's the little gear shaped button at the bottom right corner of the video screen)
4. It should be checked "Normal." Uncheck "Normal", and then recheck "2"
5. Press play.
6. You're welcome.
It's the most epic Donald Trump coke binge ever.
True, you could do that with just about any speaker--President Obama, Martin Luther King, etc.
However, it works exceptionally well with Trump--the random stream of consciousness style, the wild hand gestures, the unrestrained egoism. It honestly shows what Donald Trump would look like if he snorted an eight-ball and then immediately walked on stage.
See for yourself....this is the only time I'll link to an entire Donald Trump speech just for the hell of it (Fast forward to the 36 minute mark for the speech):
But wait.....there's more!
You can also enjoy Sarah Palin shitfaced drunk. In order to do that, do the exact same procedure as above, except for Step 4, click "0.5" instead of "2":
It's the absolute best way to watch these two clowns as they ought to be seen. Again.....you're welcome.
EmperorHasNoClothes
(4,797 posts)Thanks for this, I needed a good laugh this morning.
beac
(9,992 posts)That is some quality entertainment.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)beac
(9,992 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)Arazi
(6,829 posts)Kicked and recced. I needed that laugh this morning
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)PJMcK
(22,048 posts)Thanks, Tommy. This is too funny!
yodermon
(6,143 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,463 posts)Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)Have Donald speaking at double speed, and then when Sarah Palin comes on, switch to half-speed.
I guarantee it will go viral. Guarantee it.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)I listened to the 1963 March on Washington, and Martin Luther King is just as powerful in both half speed and double speed. No joke.
I listened to Bill Clinton's First Inaugural Address. At double speed, he sounded like an old 1940s newscaster. At half speed, I just felt like I had dropped acid and was listening to Bill Clinton speak.
But there's nothing like Trump and Palin. Nothing.
Kalidurga
(14,177 posts)that treatment makes both of them sound smarter.
Tommy_Carcetti
(43,198 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)Thank you.
awoke_in_2003
(34,582 posts)so I came in here to warn you not to get alcohol poisoning