Bush, Trump, Sanders, and Clinton are all on a plane about to crash.

[Peacetrain]

A plane with Jeb Bush, Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton & Bernie Sanders is about to crash, but has only 3 parachutes.

The first passenger yells, "I'm Jeb Bush, let the big dog eat! I can't afford to die." he took the first parachute and jumped.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump runs screaming, "I'm the smartest man in the world & the next President of America. He grabbed the second parachute and jumped.

The 3rd passenger, Hillary Clinton, says to Bernie Sanders "Take the last parachute." Bernie says, "It's ok Hillary, there is a parachute for both of us. The world's smartest man just took my backpack."

[skip fox]

1. sweet

[Peacetrain]

4. and so much truth in that little bit of humor

[azmom]

2. Hahaha

[Peacetrain]

3. Gave me a good laugh too!

[bigwillq]

5. Haha

[Peacetrain]

6. I know!

after all the agnst of late.. this put it in perspective

[hifiguy]

7. I think Jeb grabbed the toolbox.

"So long, screwy, see ya in Saint Louie!" - B. Bunny

[Peacetrain]

8. ROFL... pretty good

[malaise]

9. Too good

[bullwinkle428]

10. Heard a variation of this before, but will still K&R!

I knew it would be Trump that grabbed the backpack!