Trump has his own system of ethics. He might soon have his own version of the Bible.

[Human101948]

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Behold ... the Trump Bible!

Check out some of the new passages

And lo, the Lord hardened the heart of the Pharaoh, who said, “Send all the Hebrews back to their own country, wherever that is, and then build a wall so they can’t come back, and then send them the bill.” And it was done as he had said. And then the Egyptians found that there was nobody left to do all the really crappy jobs for very little pay, and so the streets went unswept and a head of lettuce suddenly cost fifty smackeroos, and there was sadness across the land.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/donald-trump-doesnt-need-the-good-book-hes-got-the-best-book-ever-2016-02-23

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

1. soon have his own version of the Bible.

Why shouldn't he? All the other rethugs seem to.

[Human101948]

2. The Saint Ronnie version...

Featuring Republican Jesus:

And he said unto them, spit in the face of the poor man for he is lazy. Pass the afflicted quickly so as not to have to care.

Beat your servants daily for they need discipline. Gather unto yourself the fruit of their labors, for our Father favors you.

[Hayduke Bomgarte]

3. Do unto others

Before they do unto you... Or just because you can.

Go forth and spread misery and suffering.