Idiocracy, Ladies and Gentlemen...

[MrScorpio]

It's here!

[patricia92243]

1. What is an "ankle biter?"

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

3. I've always heard of it as slang for children.

Specifically toddlers.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

5. I would love to know the context for the sign.

It's Poe's Law at its finest.

[Person 2713]

8. AKA rug rats

[jtuck004]

9. A small dog or child. n/t

[Hiraeth]

10. itty, bitty, yappy, nippy doggies.

[patricia92243]

25. Uh-oh! I'm in trouble with my six pound toy poodle :)

[Hiraeth]

26. lol

maybe you aren't but, your ankles might be .... better yet .... any stranger's ankles that dare come close to you

[RoccoR5955]

17. Urban dictionary is your friend here.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ankle-biter

[Coventina]

21. And apparently, "sports" has "nuts". Can I kick sports in his nuts?

[BuelahWitch]

39. Yeah, that's the one that got me

We need to make up a list and include "People who don't know how to use apostrophes correctly" as one thing ruining this country!

[Tommy_Carcetti]

2. It's okay. President Trump will just appoint Interior Secretary Not Sure to fix the dustbowl crisis.

I mean, he's always talking about how he's going to get the "best minds" to solve all our problems.

Also, as to the fourth picture: "Sport's Nuts" are what's wrong with America? Who knew?

[tabasco]

13. Someone should sit down and talk to Sport

about his problem nuts.

[madinmaryland]

32. Sport could have testicular cancer. Hope he is able to beat the cancer.

[islandmkl]

4. the near-afterthought: 'AND MORMONS'

thank whoever that he had room for that...

[liberaltrucker]

28. Also forgot Methodists

[tk2kewl]

6. i agree, and i'm sorry to say there are some who think hillary is going to,,,

actually do something meaningful to reverse the trend for that guy in the hardhat. i for one don't buy it

99% Madison Ave. 1% truth

[Broward]

20. Yep, we mock Repub voters but I fear many on the Dem side are making the same mistake.

[LiberalElite]

7. IMO the first pic of the shrink-wrapped pillar-

may have been an attempt to hold it together till they could get the bricks to fix it - which it seems to be doing.

[localroger]

15. Yes, the bricks are not structural

You can see that there is a round steel post in the middle which is undamaged and is what is really holding up the roof. The wrapping is just to keep the bricks together as much as possible until repairs are effected, in case the upper section can be salvaged.

[jmowreader]

44. The steel post looks like it's bent

Someone hit the pole with a car. The best thing to do is what they did: use something to stabilize it until a mason can replace the whole thing.

[greiner3]

11. I have a Papillion

Does he count as an "ankle biter" whatever the f that means

[zalinda]

14. Yes, because the only area that they can reach. eom

[brer cat]

12. K&R

[valerief]

16. That "because of Benghazi" one reminds me so much of brainwashed brother. nt

[warrprayer]

18. Kick and rec n/t

[NV Whino]

19. I confess

I talk to my cats more than god. They're more responsive.

[hifiguy]

37. And they unquestionably exist.

As they will remind you frequently.

[NV Whino]

40. Indeed.

[irisblue]

22. Mr S. you are a blessing to DU ya know this?

[FlatBaroque]

23. It's not here until

I get my bucket of chicken with full release.

[ThoughtCriminal]

24. No politician has the guts

to demand deportation of "Ankle Biters".

[Odin2005]

27. I hate this elitist bashing of working class white people.

Most of these people are NOT BAD PEOPLE, they have just been brainwashed by decades of GOP bullshit and propaganda from the pulpit.

[hifiguy]

36. I grew up in the working class, Odin,

in a very working-class Mpls suburb back in the 1970s. People with that outlook, minus the Jesus, were a dime a dozen even then, long before the Repuke propaganda machine existed. There is a very long tradition of anti-intellectual know-nothingism and vicious racism in parts of the American working class.

[Coventina]

38. As did I (in different city, though). If people refuse to think critically, there isn't much you

can do for them.

The best you can do is to get them to be pro-union out of self interest. Beyond that, they are pretty immoveable.
Especially if you add the Jesus.

[Initech]

29. Vote Trmup!!!

[Initech]

30. Dykes on Bikes - I don't think I remember that Dr. Seuss book!

[madinmaryland]

33. It was after Hop on Pop and before the Cat in the Hat!!

[Initech]

46. Dykes On Bikes wear spikes and take hikes on trikes.

[MineralMan]

31. They shoulda oughta used duct tape on that brick column.

That'd do the trick, for sure.

[hifiguy]

34. This guy belongs behind high walls,

in a soft room, getting a horse-sized shot of Thorazine several times a day. A delusional psychotic, to be sure.

[awoke_in_2003]

35. I've partied with members of Dykes on Bikes

I had a great time.

[Initech]

47. Before or after their show at the Troubadour?

I believe that they played with Fox Hole Religion and Sport'S Nuts.

Effeminate Culture was on the bill but cancelled after their lead singer broke the spiked heels he was wearing.

[Rhiannon12866]

41. K&R!

[kairos12]

42. That column was repaired by a shrink.

[spanone]

43. yep

[Gabi Hayes]

45. Is this a real quote?

no.....but since when did that ever stop anybody on the other side?

this one, on the other hand, IS true: