"We are told no need for an autupsy...No wonder 85% of drudge pool thinks it fowl play"

[Miles Archer]

Dave Johnson

So the one guy that can stop Obamas agenda. Just happens to end up dead just at the perfect time for Obama. He dies with a pillow over his head. We are told he dies of a heart attack. Then a judge signs the death certificate over the phone. Then we are told no need for an autupsy and by the way he didn't die of a heart attack it must have been natural causes. No wonder 85% of drudge pool thinks it fowl play

https://www.facebook.com/FoxNews/posts/10154058379386336?comment_id=10154058403831336&comment_tracking=%7B%22tn%22%3A%22R8%22%7D

[Kablooie]

1. And someone who looked a lot like Obama was skulking in the bushes.

[Sanity Claws]

2. Fowl play?

Quails would have plenty of motive to kill Scalia but I don't believe quail are fowl.

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

28. I had to look that up.

Given that they're no doubt farm-raied for the canned hunting, I was leaning towards yes, but I found them listed as 'fowl-like', which seems to say to me not technically.

[femmocrat]

3. The poultry did it. nt

[rbrnmw]

4. it twas murder most fowl

[wendylaroux]

32. Ha!! love it!

[hifiguy]

5. Those are the paranoids who think

all the OTHER paranoids are engaged in a giant plot atainst THEM.

Nuttier than squirrel shit. Wouldn't the sensible time to off Fat Tony been six years ago or so?

[book_worm]

6. Fowl play? A chicken killed him

[Maeve]

7. Why did the chicken cross the road?

To murder Scalia!!!!

[rbrnmw]

8. no but maybe a few chicken dinners did

[Warren DeMontague]

10. Stop ducking the issue!

[nadinbrzezinski]

11. I swear, it was not my conure. She has been a good girl

looking for her brother.

I have seen her and been with her all this time.

She never left my sight.

[pinboy3niner]

16. And the hits just capon coming

[Ghost in the Machine]

25. We muscovy every inch of this room, mallard! Have a gander at *everything*, no feather unturned! n/t

[meow2u3]

9. We gotta nab that turkey that killed Scalia

[tanyev]

12. It was the final round of Duck, Duck, Goose that did him in.

[gratuitous]

13. It's a conspiracy, ma-a-a-a-a-a-an

When was the last time you heard of a 79-year-old man, smoker, overweight, just drop dead of a heart attack?

[demtenjeep]

14. I know right

now they are getting elaborate with their theories


one is saying Obama had the CIA do it with a frozen poison dart


and these people vote...

[REP]

15. Oh for fucks sake. When old people die, there's usually no autopsy.

My 79 year old mother was found dead in her house the morning she was to go to her doctor for a routine appointment. Even though it was an unattended death, there was no autopsy and ME just randomly picked a cause of death.

Wait. Shit.

Obama killed my mama!

[dilby]

17. I would love for an autopsy to be done.

It would be great to see the old man was a habitual marijuana user who also partook in cocaine. It's why I bet the family doesn't want one done.

[Electric Monk]

20. My thoughts exactly. Large amounts of Viagra wouldn't suprise me either. nt

[mnhtnbb]

29. Too many little blue pills was my first thought.

Texas law requires an autopsy in that situation. But those in power live under different rules.

My guess? Something the family didn't want known. They had to 'clean up' the room.

[pinboy3niner]

18. Autupsy or autposy?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7613322

[Miles Archer]

22. You say autupsy, but I say autposy...

...I say potato

but you say puh-tah-to

tomato

to-mahto

autupsy

autposy

let's call the whole thing off

so they did!

[pinboy3niner]

23. People have such a hard time spelling the names of Bond villains these days

[Miles Archer]

35. YOU BEAT ME TO IT DAMMIT

I swear on my life I was in the bathroom around 5 AM and thought something like "You know, Octotupsy isn't a dad Roger Moore Bond movie at all."

And I waited, and obviously I waited too long.

Well played, Mr. Bond...well played.

[pinboy3niner]

36. It's what I posted in your other thread yesterday morning, but without the graphic. :)

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=7613448

[Miles Archer]

38. YOU BEAT ME TO IT TWICE???

I can't tell if you're Grasshopper snatchin' the pebbles out of my hand or Wile E Effin Coyote.

[Solly Mack]

19. Death by goose down?

Snicker.

[pinboy3niner]

21. Revenge for the pâté at dinner?

[Orangepeel]

24. The quail hunted back

[spinbaby]

27. +1

You made me spit coffee on my iPad.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

30. Room service used the door buzzard, but there was no Anser

(a stretch, but I have no talon for puns)

http://www.britannica.com/animal/Anser

[Solly Mack]

39. heh! It was Elmer Fudd, with the rifle, in the bedroom.

The Game of Clueless - for right-wingers everywhere.

[cannabis_flower]

26. Wouldn't a perfect time for Obama

have been maybe 7 years ago?

[Erich Bloodaxe BSN]

31. I've got it!!!! The CT folks are right...and wrong!

He was murdered, but by RWers, specifically as a GOTV tactic. He's their big shiny object now, to hide the fact that all of their candidates are total clowns, and to pull voters out for reasons other than having a candidate worth voting for!

It's like one of those god-awful murder she wrote plots.

[GoneFishin]

37. It's no nuttier than the other ones.

[Shadowflash]

33. Heh.

[DonCoquixote]

34. I truly hate what I am about to say

especially as I truly like the idea that for all his ego, Nino Scalia was just another old man getting a coronary while trying to act like some young man he never was.

But in the event that it was foulplay, I will say that some people do make this place better when they leave.

SIC SEMPER TYRANNIS!