Just for the fat guy in the black dress--an appropriate hymn

[librechik]

He melted!

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

1. When I told my dad about Scalia, he actually sang this very song

We then had a not so brief discussion as to the fate of Clarence Thomas' Testes. It has long been our belief that when Thomas joined the court, Scalia called him into his private 'office' at which time Thomas was made to castrate himself in a dark ritual. He then had to present his 'balls' to his new 'mentor'.

Now that Scalia is no more, what should happen to Thomas' balls? My father figured that his wife would be presented with the fancy antique glass receptacle.

It is my belief that Scalia would have thought ahead and that he would have had his clerks secret the vessel away to its new home on Alito's office desk all before Thomas could muster 'the balls' to attempt to retrieve them himself.

We haven't come to a conclusion as of yet, but I believe I ought to write down each idea we come up with along with all of the fancy details. I could perhaps make a book out of it.