Top four facts you need to know about Scalia's unfortunate demise

[boston bean]

Scalia died on a hunting trip - That tells you that his death was politically motivated. Associating such a horrific event with hunting (guns).... well you know what I mean, right?

Scalia was at one of the most beautiful locations in America when he died - You know those hippy hugging tree lovers had something to do with this.

Scalia won't have an autopsy - Those liberals won't put their money where their mouth is and let science DECIDE!

Scalia was found dead in the "Presidential" suite - need I say more?

No one can refute this! There is something VERY FISHY going on here!

Spread the word!

[bravenak]

1. He was found with a pillow over his head, B.

A PILLOW. Ummm hmmm. Not suspicious at all.

[boston bean]

2. Liberals have always been soft, like a pillow...

Figures that would be the method..

[bravenak]

3. Oh yes. We avoid hard things like guns and billy clubs

Pillows N Poison for us

[boston bean]

4. very true, liberals don't like getting their hands dirty!

That would make an excellent name for a band!

Pillows N Poison!


LMAO!

[bravenak]

5. A misandry band

I'm on drums!

[boston bean]

6. Our first song titled "Card Playin'"

I'll be base!

[bravenak]

8. I would love it

Tour the nation, pissing men off in cities coast to coats.
I have like five cards I play, vagina, woman, race, woman, lady
I'm vagina votin and menthol smokin (cause I'm black and we smoke menthols, right, nudge nudge,lol) that can be a song too

[boston bean]

12. At the end of our sets, we can smash our guitars

that are shaped like mens parts! LOL

For the Jury: I am being sarcastic.

[bravenak]

13. Yeah baby!!

Let them bern!

[davidpdx]

7. I have a friend who is from Indiana and he lives in Vietnam

His mother is one of those huge Fox News fans and repeats all the latest talking points. Sometimes for fun I tell him to write them all down and tell me a bunch of them just so I can laugh. I personally can't understand why he'd go home at all and listen to the trash they repeat. But like I said, I figure while he's there I might as well get the newest blabber.

[TexasProgresive]

9. I think it was the revenge of the Marfa Lights

[randome]

10. Was it really necessary to use the word 'unfortunate'?

[hr][font color="blue"][center]A 90% chance of rain means the same as a 10% chance:
It might rain and it might not.[/center][/font][hr]

[Kingofalldems]

11. The trip was comped by the owner.

[Gothmog]

14. Drudge has not come up with some of the theories list in OP

How long before Drudge copies the OP?