BREAKING! RNC To Donate All Of The Bricks They've S**T Over Trump To Habitat For Humanity

[Miles Archer]

No link yet...breaking.

CNN Washington DC - RNC Chairman Reince Priebus announced today that he will be donating all of the bricks the RNC has s**t over Donald Trump's aggressive staying power to Habitat For Humanity.

"At first, we figured "We should at least make some money from this," because as Republicans, we really believe that if you teach a man to fish, he can become a fisherman, but if you give a man a fish, what the f**k is wrong with you," noted Priebus.

"Then we saw a few articles about how Ted Cruz is virtually ignoring any voters outside of the wealthy, white, evangelical demographic, and thought that if we at least pretended to care about those people with a passing gesture, we might also get them to vote Republican."

When asked how many bricks the RNC will be donating, Priebus replied "We did an assessment and concluded that the bricks can be used to build 342 single-family homes for low income families."

Asked if this will be a one-time donation, Priebus assured our reporters that "It's a long way to November. I'd plan on at least another couple of hundred homes."

[cantbeserious]

1. Priceless - Thanks For The Laugh

eom

[Gregorian]

2. Haha.

This just in: more bricks available due to vacancy on Supreme Court.
Now taking orders.

[TheCowsCameHome]

3. Post of the month!

Priceless!!!!

[Hortensis]

4. LOL. I'm guessing Jimmy Carter's not too

virtuous to smile at this. We dropped by a state park on the Gulf yesterday, and the sign's list of "Have Fun" rules warned that disapproved free speech was vigorously repressed and would result in expulsion.

[mgmaggiemg]

5. omg so funny ;)

[awoke_in_2003]

6. You know that's not true

They would never do anything to help common people out

[Chichiri]

7. I wouldn't want to live in that house, would you? nt