Well, Alex Jones just had to shoot off his big bazoo...

[Archae]

Pandering to the suckers...

Alex Jones: 'My Gut Tells Me' Antonin Scalia Was Murdered

On Saturday Night, Alex Jones, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire, went on Facebook to give an emergency transmission to his believers.

Jones: My friends, it's Saturday night, this is an emergency transmission.

Jones: The question is, was Antonin Scalia murdered? And the answer to that is, has the Bill of Rights and Constitution been murdered? Has it been reported that members of the Supreme Court have been blackmailed? Yes it has.

When they kill somebody they say, "it appears to be natural causes, nothing to see."

And I wish it was natural cause, but man, my gut tells me no. And if this is an assassination, this signifies that they are dropping the hammer.


He even brought up a conspiracy about Andrew Breitbart's death.

http://crooksandliars.com/2016/02/alex-jones-was-antonin-scalia-murdered

[boston bean]

1. That's exactly how most conspiracies are begun....with a gut feeling that something

so big and so earth shattering will happen, cause someone with two brain cells rubbed together came up with conspiratorial reason for every happening on earth.

[Archae]

3. It just never dawns on the conspiracy kooks...

"Shit happens."

[boston bean]

6. I think some of them, if evaluated, could be diagnosed with paranoia. But who am I to say.

[RKP5637]

12. Without a doubt!!!! n/t

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

8. Or that chain-smoking, 79-year-old fat guys like Scalia

Have heart attacks

[Crunchy Frog]

20. I wonder who he'll blame when he drives himself to a heart attack.

It will surely have been a conspiracy. Some evil fuck made it so you get clogged arteries when you eat excessuve amounts of fatty foods.

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

4. A gut as gargantuan as the one Tubby Alex has

Generates enough stupid theories to support his whole cottage industry

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

2. Meanwhile, his buddy Trump will get a pass on this

God forbid the starstruck, Trump-fawning media actually give Donald the Rev Wright treatment and ask him to denounce the vile words of his buddy and backer Jones

[SoLeftIAmRight]

5. I agree - They sent him some very enthusiastic hookers

does it every time

[malaise]

7. And yet the slaughter of 20 children and their teachers and administrators

was made up according to this fucking lunatic.

[RKP5637]

9. Alex smells $$$$$$$$$$$$$'s in profits for him from this CT. n/t

[spanone]

10. why does a person with a serious mental illness have a radio program?

[Gregorian]

11. Bernie did it!

[MuttLikeMe]

14. no dumbass....Obama did it!

[Dr Hobbitstein]

15. Wake up, Sheeple! It was Hillary the whole time.

Her evil plan is as follows.

Step 1: Kill Scalia
Step 2:
Step 3: Take over the world.

[yourout]

17. Bernie is a cold blooded assasin......

he sure is killing Hillarys candidacy.

[Docreed2003]

13. This crap was all over the interwebs last night...

I'd say two thirds of the comments on realclearpolitics last night where of this variety. Each one spouting off the the "Marxist administration" was so vile that it would do anything to "control the country". It's truly frighten win that so many people buy into this crap

[Shankapotomus]

16. A conspiracy requires secrecy

But we, Democrats, are not hiding our intentions and activities toward Republicans.

Of course, we poisoned him. yes, you've been onto our little plan all along. Republicans left us no choice.

The question is not whether we, Democrats, are trying to establish a dictatorship. We are. The question is what you, Republicans and Conservatives, are going to do about it. Voting?

You poor fools. Do you really think you can stop us by merely voting in our rigged elections?

[Crunchy Frog]

22. Yes. We're so ingenious and so devious

that no one could hope to stand against us and stop us in our quest for total world domination. They might as well just give it up now, and maybe hope to stay out of our reeducation camps.

[Liberal In Texas]

18. Yeah, cause it's rare for a 79 year old overweight guy to die.

Jones jumped the shark a long time ago. Everything he doesn't agree with is a conspiracy.

[bullwinkle428]

19. Q: When does Alex Jones come up with conspiracy theories?

A: Only on days ending in "y"!

[Wounded Bear]

21. I thought it was only on....

Weekdays, weekends, or holidays...

[pinboy3niner]

23. It was Obama in the bedroom with the candlestick

[randome]

25. No, he had his right-hand man, Joe, do the job.

He was even caught on camera using Obama's invisible nano-gun but of course no one is willing to believe the truth. Jones may be on to something. Or not.


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[underpants]

28. I'm gonna have to review my Steven Avery files

I keep competing data so I can't be wrong.

Also, think about this:
The X Files limited run is on
Walking Dead season primiere is on tonight
Bill Maher smoked a joint on live TV Friday night


I'm thinking we may need FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper for this one.

[underpants]

26. "Emergency transmission" ?!?!? LOL. By the way - I found this "idea" on Facebook too

My post in GD

[Bluenorthwest]

27. 79, tightly wound overwieght smoker. Obviously cut down in his prime.....

A man like that is expected to live to be at least 112, as we all know.

[tenderfoot]

29. I agree with Jones - I think Dick Cheney shot and killed Antonin Scalia

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