Teddo, Donny, and Marko. . . . Please come CAPTION The Three Stooges in South Carolina!!!

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Ted ("I p*ss holy water&quot Cruz is saying: "And Donald is lying about me when he says I'm lying concerning his habitual untruths and falsehoods. The next thing you know, he'll say I'm lying when I say he's lying about my lying concerning his pathological lying, furthermore . . ."

Donald ("Why listen when I'm not talking?&quot is thinking: I feel like a slice of expensive glazed ham in a looser sandwich.

Marko ("My executive function is misaligned&quot Rubio is saying: "I paid for this mic! . . . Obama knows exactly what he is doing. . . . I knew George Bush, and Sir, you are no George Bush. . . . It's a far, far, better thing I do than. . . . There you go again! . . . Two trails diverged in the wood . . . Oh the humanity! . . . And it was the worst of times. . . . [the prolonged sound of static]."

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1. In order:

Monkey One: "All we ever seem to do is fight all the time we're not complaining about fighting all the time."

Monkey Two: "All you stupid morons do is fight and call each other childish names."

Monkey Three: "See, there they go fighting again. So help me, doesn't anyone get tired of this fighting but me?"

[Johonny]

2. Ted, "What I meant to say was that no supreme court justice has been confirmed

during a presidential election in the middle of February in a leap year with Venus in the Seventh house of Jupiter. You cut me off before I finished by statement. I say good day to you, I SAID GOOD DAY!"

Cruz interrupts, "I want it known that my opponents think that I think that they think that Obama doesn't know what he's doing nominating supreme court justices. Obama knows that I know that he know exactly what he's doing... I think."

Trump is thinking, "If I farted on Cruz's head I'd probably go up two more points, but then I like my ass too much to get it near his head. I got a great big orange ass and it deserves the best."

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3. Right on the money.

Esp. w/ Trump.

[yortsed snacilbuper]

4. South Carolina wants a believer!

cruz ( I'm the chosen one, praise be the lawd.)

tRump( what kind of gOd would pick one of these idiots to be President, dubya was a disaster , you would think gOD would have learned from his mistakes.)

Rubio(I don't like being a Senator, it's beneath my dignity and that's why I'll be a great President!)