Seriously DUers - did you hear Fry bawling for his marijuana

[malaise]

Between the snacks, dildos and crazy ass commentary from the so called militia, this has been an amazing lesson on reality TV militia - they are fugging clowns who know very little about anything.

The end was priceless.
Thanks all you great folks who kept us watching this comedy of errors and stupidity on the part of the occupiers. The Feds had the last laugh and we'll be laughing at this forever - waiting for the movie

[panader0]

1. I think the Coen brothers should make the movie.

Steve Buscemi could be Fry, or maybe Lavoy.

[malaise]

5. I simply can't wait for that

This was hysterically funny - and the way in which Americans from all over laughed them to scorn was even more fun.

An they took down their own stupid ass daddy as he began to buy his own bullshit.

[L. Coyote]

40. 2:42:45 "... all I need is my marijuana, and you guys won't even let me have my marijuana, ..."

His rant "... all I need is my marijuana, and you guys won't even let me have my marijuana, you guys take that ..." is apparently a reference to how he would be just fine if he could grow weed, wouldn't need a job.

It seemed he was asking for weed, no he just wants to grow a crop every year.
I've said all along prisoners would make the best weed farmers.

[hifiguy]

12. They have made an art form of making movies about

"really stupid people" to quote George Clooney about "Burn After Reading." And that film was literally chock full of complete idiots.

Can't imagine a better match of idiot subjects and detached cynicism.

[alphafemale]

13. Adam Driver plays annoying paranoid lunatic well.

He may be busy for the next several years though.

[Contrary1]

14. If the Coens aren't available...

maybe Mel Brooks?

[flying rabbit]

39. Oh it has to have Buscemi in it.

Throw in some Walken somewhere too.

[alittlelark]

2. I was listening to it while starting tomato seeds...

I had to stop and laugh.

[malaise]

6. It was ridiculously funny almost from start to finish

[L. Coyote]

41. Cliven and Fry are now inextricably linked. Love the timing and Cliven's hubris.

I'll just go through this federally protected, no guns zone ....

[Blus4u]

3. "Bawling for his marijuana"

That's the only thing me and that asshole have in common.

I listened yo that feed last night. I'm surprised they could find their way to Burns!


Peace

[Trajan]

4. Hence the focus on snacks

I can understand how they ran out so fast ...

[malaise]

7. Focus - more like urgency

[valerief]

8. I heard the last hour or two. Fry put the stooooo in stoooooopid, for sure.

Hope he got his pizza from that crazy lady.

[geomon666]

10. We should send him this link just in case.

[tblue37]

22. I saw a comment about this group, which overlaps to a large degree with those at the Bundy

ranch in 2014, that referred to the Malheur and Bundy Ranch fools as the Ranch Stupidians.

[3catwoman3]

53. Now THAT is absolutely...

...masterful - Ranch Stupidians!!!!!!

[Brickbat]

9. I think he has mental problems that he uses marijuana to self-medicate. And if that's the case, it's

a sad commentary on the drug laws in this country. The others were ignorant bumpkins, but I think Fry had real problems. I can't find it in me to laugh at him -- and I have a mean heart.

[malaise]

11. I have no problems with ganja

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but there are thousands of young men in prison for using theirs and he wants the Feds to give him his ganja - that's hilarious or unbelievable 'privilege' demands.

[Brickbat]

15. Sure, I hear that.

He's got some white privilege, for sure. But Ohio has decriminalized pot, to some extent, and when someone doesn't have the medication they need, they do all sorts of crazy stuff -- like demand it from the feds. Ironic, but not necessarily funny, I guess.

[Glamrock]

31. No (sigh), he's just fucking stupid

Don't go demonizing the kind, man.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

16. Since put himself in that situation when he did presumably have his marijuana,

I would say it isn't working and he needs a lot more to treat his mental illness.

[Politicalboi]

52. He should have thought of the risk before he broke the law

Besides, if he has mental problems, they wouldn't allow him to have a gun.

[flamingdem]

17. Old school militia guys and religious nuts were probably appalled by the marijuana rant

Now they have to turn a stoner into a right wing hero.

Have at it.



Yer going to be famous, really David. Keep in touch and give us a review of the jail's snacks.

[tblue37]

23. That screenshot really does make me think Adam Driver should play this guy in the movie,

especially since his character in the Star Wars movie was also given to irrational rants and tantrums.

[Boudica the Lyoness]

55. and they must have been appalled by the epic swearing.

lol

[L. Coyote]

18. I heard the great whine of 2016 LIVE - check this ballad:

Only been in Oregon 40 days, already wants the man to give him weed!

Just looking for the best spot to add this comedy piece:

Watch: Portland comedians sing Oregon standoff ballad

Portland comedians called "Fit to Print" finished recording the Johnny Cash-esque "Ballad of the Malheur Patriots" on Thursday morning.

Meanwhile: 7 more named in new indictment linked to Oregon refuge occupation

[malaise]

21. Too good

Chorus

Patrioooooots, Patriooooooots,

Stormin' a building surrounded by ducks,

They didn't stand down, they vowed to stand uuuuup

Even if they didn't know for what.

[tblue37]

24. Fakeriots. nt

[malaise]

25. Yah think?

[madinmaryland]

19. These fucking idiots make the Keystone Cops look like geniuses!!

[malaise]

28. +1,000

It's really hilarious

[Hortensis]

20. Yes-- Whine about his marijuana.

The movie COULD be fantastic. Best in Show-style. Sadly, Robin Williams is no longer with us. I see him as head negotiator trying to find moments of rationality to connect with.

[tblue37]

26. Zach Galifianakis could play Ammon Bundy. nt

[Hortensis]

30. Great, trying to impress pop (another great role).

I can't guess what the story of his conflicted intimate relationship with his favorite weapon might be, but that's for the writers...

[womanofthehills]

48. The movie has to have the scene

where Sean and Sandy are dancing their last dance to music from the truck radio.

[Hortensis]

57. Ah, a tear-jerker to add poinancy.

and needed depth. Contrast to the scene when the potato chips and dildo(s?) arrive.



With the right writers, it could be fantastic. Unfortunately, the most likely TV or movie pieces to come out of this would be subsidized, yet again, by anti-government billionaires, and they always have a different vision...

[bravenak]

27. I actually sympathize with that part

No weed, dealing with those idiots all day, being an idiot? Need weed for that. Desperately.

[Hortensis]

33. Lol. But seriously, yeah....

[B Calm]

29. First off, smoking marijuana does not turn you into a right-wing gun nut wanting to steal government

land.

[malaise]

32. Tell that to Fry

A DUer just sent me a PM saying that links in RW land say 68 persons who were at the Bundy Ranch will be charged.
Time longer than rope they same

[Glamrock]

34. Preach on brother!

[L. Coyote]

44. But, first take a short smoke break.

[Glamrock]

51. Safety meeting

If you're in mixed company (IE: Tokers and non)

[Boudica the Lyoness]

54. Call it 'the public's land' instead.

[nadinbrzezinski]

35. I am still getting over whatever

so I could not take the stupid anymore.

But it was pathetically funny at times. No Thiefs allowed and the actual, really, tin foil hat was HILARIOUS... too bad I was not fast on the screen cap.

[malaise]

36. Every time I take out our blue tarp to prepare for a tropical storm or

hurricane I'll remember this occupation.
Giving these idiots access to guns is a bad idea

[nadinbrzezinski]

37. I got one to cover camera gear

I shall remember Tarpman as well. to be fair, some of their complaints are not that disimilar from those of inner city youth. (police is indeed out of control). It is what they perceive to be out of control that is different am afraid.

I was in the middle of writing those notes, and I suspect I still have to. Becuase there is something to their complaints... just that they have gone about it the absolute wrong way with a lack of understanding that is epic and mostly got away with it becuase of yes, white privilege.

When I read the charging sheet is going to be light... I was fuming.

[malaise]

38. Agreed

They need folks who understand issues and not merely their interests.

[UTUSN]

42. No wonder *snacks* were involved!1 n/t

[womanofthehills]

49. Sean ate all of David's pop tarts

David said it was OK

[NRaleighLiberal]

43. and pizza. pancakes. mcdonalds. it was the best of reality shows...the worst of reality shows!

[L. Coyote]

46. Can I borrow that line?

"It was the best of reality shows...the worst of reality shows!"



High Country News @highcountrynews
Read the full criminal complaint against #ClivenBundy, based on the 2014 Bunkerville standoff: http://hcne.ws/20rpfYo

[NRaleighLiberal]

47. I would be honored!

[yellowcanine]

45. And pizza, a cigarette and a cookie.

And UFOs are real. That is one weird dude.

[L. Coyote]

50. What's the single, stand-out quote of the whole Bundy Tea Party, ranch to today?

I'm thinking Finicum's line. But, when did he say it?

[flamingdem]

56. Aw, I did feel bad for blue Tarpman

but let's face it in the grand scheme of things Lavoy became an American media star. That's an accomplishment.

Rip Sir Finicum, ye acted stupidly yet were above all things true to yourself