Vermin Supreme Finishes Fourth In NH Primaries

[Initech]

Sporting a boot on his head, Supreme is a fixture in New Hampshire politics, where he has run for president seven times. In a recent interview with FOX25 News, he described the four planks of his platform:

1) Mandatory tooth-brushing laws ("Gingivitis has been eroding the gumline of this great nation of ours for long enough and must be stopped.&quot ;

2) Time travel research ("I'm the only candidate who is willing to fully fund time travel, go back in time and kill baby Hitler with my bare hands before he's even born.&quot ;

3) Zombie preparedness ("I am the only candidate who has a plan to protect America from the imminent zombie invasion and I will be harnessing the awesome power of zombies to create electric energy utilizing the latest in giant hamster wheel technology.&quot ; and

4. Free ponies for all Americans ("A federal pony identification system and you must have your pony with you at all times.&quot .

It's worth noting that he is not the only candidate who has said he would kill baby Hitler. Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush said, "hell yeah, I would" when asked about it in November.

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/vermin-supreme-finishes-fourth-in-new-hampshire-democratic-primary/

I am loving this.

In case you're unaware, Vermin Supreme is this guy:

[mgmaggiemg]

1. very funny post I know who he is...

[rug]

2. He got the 256 votes from people who found trump too reserved.

[mgmaggiemg]

4. very funny ;)

political humor is so important

[Rex]

3. If he is Vermin Supreme, does that mean he has control over the rat population?

Is that what the boot hat is for? It hides his lute?

[surrealAmerican]

5. I though he had his own party.

Why would he be in the primaries?

[PDittie]

6. Feel the Verm!

[bullwinkle428]

7. Vermin Supreme finishes distant 4th to a Supreme Vermin.