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Carly Fiorina goes down!!! (Original Post) underpants Feb 2016 OP
Ugh, that headline instantly gave me a horrible visual dorkzilla Feb 2016 #1
well....could've been... dhill926 Feb 2016 #3
Ahhhhhhhhhh dorkzilla Feb 2016 #5
Oh! underpants Feb 2016 #6
Oh no. progressoid Feb 2016 #10
Puppies! shadowmayor Feb 2016 #2
Good! DCBob Feb 2016 #4
Hala-Fucking-Lu-Yah Laura PourMeADrink Feb 2016 #7
thank god! her demagoguery on PP ericson00 Feb 2016 #8
But you can't keep the irrepressible Carly down for long! Mister Ed Feb 2016 #9
I wish I could post that picture hfojvt Feb 2016 #11

Mister Ed

(5,940 posts)
9. But you can't keep the irrepressible Carly down for long!
Wed Feb 10, 2016, 11:47 PM
Feb 2016

February 9, 2016
Fiorina Cheers Self Up by Firing Campaign Staff
By Andy Borowitz

http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/fiorina-cheers-self-up-by-firing-campaign-staff

Minutes after the returns started coming in, revealing that Fiorina had no chance of making a respectable showing, the former business executive acknowledged that she was “sad at first—but then I realized that every failure is an opportunity, and in this case I had an opportunity to give some people the axe.”

After delivering pink slips to her entire campaign staff, Fiorina said, “I started feeling better already.”
...

Fiorina said that she had “no regrets” about running for President, despite her dismal showing in New Hampshire. “I got to downsize a lot of people tonight, and that makes me a winner,” she said.

hfojvt

(37,573 posts)
11. I wish I could post that picture
Wed Feb 10, 2016, 11:55 PM
Feb 2016

but it's probably sexist.

But really, both Glinda and Dorothy were female as well. So it's not about the gender, it's about the wickedness.

Anyway the picture says

"Carly Fiorina's campaign comes to an abrupt end"

and it shows the scene from the Wizard of Oz where Dorothy's house lands in Oz.

Charlotte Gilman forgive me, but I am still laughing at that one.

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