Dear Fox News:

[Playinghardball]

[longship]

1. That should be "Eduardo Rafael Cruz, eh? Hoser!"

Gotta get that north of the border flavor.

Apologies to my DU Canadian brethren. No offense intended.

[dchill]

2. +1

[Maru Kitteh]

3. Take off eh?

I'm not Canadian, but I can see Canada from my house!

[Separation]

4. Wait a tic,

Are you aboot to tell me that this hoozer is Canadian? Take off eh!

[AmBlue]

5. And what about Marco Antonio Rubio?

Not that it should matter, but we're talking Fox here.

[PatrynXX]

6. not that it's as fun as that one

but there's always Willard Romney course the reason one doesn't want to use Willard is well he's tied to a certain hotel chain. like putting Hilton or Trump in your name X_X alas odds of me spelling Cruz's real name are next to nill while Hussein is a bit easier al qaeda not so much

[MurrayDelph]

7. Actually, it should be

Rafael Eduardo Cruz


(but I do like the Hoser suffix)