And on his card: "Self-Deception Is My Busness!" . . . Please come CAPTION Ted Nugent!!!

[skip fox]

Ted ("I mined the front yard just to give the neighbors a thrill&quot Nugent is saying: "Since when is telling the truth the sign of a bigot? . . . Is it bigotry to say the slimy gun-control Jews are engaged in a Nazi-style conspiracy if that is the actual case? . . . Is it bigotry to say these same Jews want to take your guns away so they can round everybody up who doesn't agree with them and their filthy Jewish ways when we have proof they're already designing concentration camps???? . . . Just how is that being a bigot, I'd like to know."


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Above CAPTION based on the following Media Matters story:

http://mediamatters.org/blog/2016/02/09/nras-ted-nugent-jewish-supporters-of-gun-safety/208468


(It's getting harder and harder to satirize these freaks since what they actually say is so transparently stupid and vile.)

[skip fox]

1. Ted Nugent is saying:

"It's like my favorite philosopher always used to say: 'Yabba dabba doo!'"

[skip fox]

2. Ted Nugent is saying:

"Well, if he asks again, I'll say Secretary of Defense 'cause I like guns and stuff. . . . The first time Trump asked, I wasn't expecting it so I didn't know what to say."

[Johonny]

3. I should have played the Super Bowl Half Time. After all my music is know to cause brain damage too

[Maru Kitteh]

4. Here was I, fantasizing that Nuggetless was sitting in a home, once again shitting his pants

while his very self slips into the ether.

He must be absolutely beside himself, watching Trump - jealous rage of epic proportions, It should be HIM in the spotlight, it should be HIM plotting the future of red-blooded, meat-eatin', constitoooshun-lovin' penis-endowed white 'Murica.

[Initech]

5. He does kind of look like he's wearing an adult diaper in that picture.