Retching protester tries to exorcise Ted Cruz demons

[KamaAina]

Not The Onion!!

http://trailblazersblog.dallasnews.com/2016/02/retching-protester-tries-to-exorcise-ted-cruz-demons.html/

Ted Cruz had just started delivering his stump speech at a tavern when two young men interrupted, wielding mirrors and a wooden cross.

“Ted Cruz look in the mirror and let the evil spirit depart!” said one of the men, shouting, “He’s possessed by a demon!”...

“He’s possessed by a demon! The demon has to leave. That’s why the body is so disgusting to look at!” the man said. Why the mirror? So “the evil can confront itself. Evil body! Evil spirit. Look yourself in the mirror!” he shouted....

“We just had to get rid of the evil spirit. I hope it works,” the man said, acting as though a belch or barf were building. “He’s very hard to be in the same room with. We had to exorcise some sort of disgusting evil spirit. There’s a reason that the body is so haggard and disgusting, and the face, and it’s all so weathered and gross and hard to look at.

[DesertFlower]

1. lol. nt

[LonePirate]

2. Bravo to these two men. Let's hope their exorcism worked!

[gratuitous]

4. Probably not

I mean, unless there was a herd of pigs nearby that suddenly stampeded over a cliff. I'm guessing the Gerasene Demoniac was a cupcake compared to Ted Cruz.

[longship]

5. Well played, Bible literate. Well played. nt

[Mike Nelson]

3. Those brave young men...

...deserve an award... Those are very wicked and determined demons!

[cui bono]

6. bwhahaha...

.

[malaise]

7. It's so much fun watching folks ridicule them with their

own BS.

[KamaAina]

8. Was Booby Jindal there?

[hifiguy]

9. I'd forgotten about that little turd.

I think they're gonna need something more powerful to get the evil out of Tailgunner. An iron maiden, perhaps.

[Solly Mack]

10. I would have paid to see that live.