Christie Quits Race ( Borowitz---and funny)

[dixiegrrrrl]

From Facebook:

NEW HAMPSHIRE - New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie said on Monday that he was dropping out of the Presidential race to focus all his energies on tormenting Florida Sen. Marco Rubio full-time. "At the end of the day, running for President was interfering with what I really love, which is making Marco Rubio's life a living hell," he said.
Asked what his first stop would be after leaving the campaign trail, Christie said, "I want to reconnect with my family, hug my kids, and tell them what a douche Marco is."

[Human101948]

1. Didn't I hear him say he was going to eat up Marco Rubio...

and then gobble up Hillary whole?

[Wounded Bear]

2. K & R ...... nt

[Mass]

3. Excellent, and I have to say I was so happy to see him do that (take Rubio on)

I was so tired to see the media refuse to state the obvious, that Rubio was just somebody repeating his stump speech again and again. Obviously, people hear the speech only once, but the lack of natural and the extreme positions he takes on women's rights (even for a GOP field) are frightening.

[flamingdem]

4. He sure didn't do it for us, but thanks to Christie for bludgeoning the Rubio run

Don't want to hear that stump speech all year, pleease.

[dixiegrrrrl]

8. Guilty pleasure admission.....

I watched that on YouTube today....

Twice.

Like watching the Mafia take down a choir by....Christie being all Tony Soprano like and Rubio with his face frozen, until his robo brain kicked in again.

[flamingdem]

9. You reminded me to watch the juicy bits again

I noticed that msnbc has strung together the Obama statement and they play them whenever they can.

[dixiegrrrrl]

10. the nice thing about being able to download and save YouTube is

you end up with folder of the most memorable, or funniest, bits of political history.

In what respect, Charlie?

[pinboy3niner]

5. Don't miss the companion thread...

New Wyeth masterpiece discovered
http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027593881

[dixiegrrrrl]

6. OMG.......

Well, that ruined lunch.....

[cyberswede]

7. Hilarious!