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Human101948

(3,457 posts) Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:01 AM Feb 2016

I got this fruitcake for Christmas,,,how can I re-gift it?

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I got this fruitcake for Christmas,,,how can I re-gift it? (Original Post) Human101948 Feb 2016 OP

I'm afraid that the best you can expect madokie Feb 2016 #1

That might create a new Super Fund site... Human101948 Feb 2016 #3

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. nt pinboy3niner Feb 2016 #2

Like with any fruitcake - you grab a shovel, go out back, dig a deep hole Solly Mack Feb 2016 #4

A theory has it there's only one fruitcake and it just keeps getting passed around. Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2016 #5

Don't you expect them to KentuckyWoman Feb 2016 #6

Yeah. Or synchronously dive off the stage like an Esther Williams movie. Gidney N Cloyd Feb 2016 #8

you say thank you. THANKS REPUBLICANS FOR BUILDING THAT FRUITCAKE! Sunlei Feb 2016 #7

Darn you got me excited. I love fruit cake - Trump not so much. n/t PoliticAverse Feb 2016 #9

Hide it under a rug ... JustABozoOnThisBus Feb 2016 #10

madokie

(51,076 posts)

1. I'm afraid that the best you can expect

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:07 AM

Feb 2016

to do with that is trash can it. I wouldn't want to continue to push that off on anyone no matter how terrible they are.

Human101948

(3,457 posts)

3. That might create a new Super Fund site...

Reply to madokie (Reply #1)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:08 AM

Feb 2016

The ingredients are particulalry toxic to human life and have been known to cause brain damage!

pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)

2. Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. nt

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:08 AM

Feb 2016

Solly Mack

(90,767 posts)

4. Like with any fruitcake - you grab a shovel, go out back, dig a deep hole

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:10 AM

Feb 2016

dump the fruitcake in the hole, salt the evil food substance, pour an accelerant over fruitcake, light a match, drop it on foul entity, let burn until ashes, cover with dirt.

It shouldn't come back.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,837 posts)

5. A theory has it there's only one fruitcake and it just keeps getting passed around.

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:18 AM

Feb 2016

So much for that...

KentuckyWoman

(6,679 posts)

6. Don't you expect them to

Reply to Gidney N Cloyd (Reply #5)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:20 AM

Feb 2016

lock arms and start with the Rockettes kicks any second.

Gidney N Cloyd

(19,837 posts)

8. Yeah. Or synchronously dive off the stage like an Esther Williams movie.

Reply to KentuckyWoman (Reply #6)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:34 AM

Feb 2016

Sunlei

(22,651 posts)

7. you say thank you. THANKS REPUBLICANS FOR BUILDING THAT FRUITCAKE!

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:31 AM

Feb 2016

PoliticAverse

(26,366 posts)

9. Darn you got me excited. I love fruit cake - Trump not so much. n/t

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:52 AM

Feb 2016

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,340 posts)

10. Hide it under a rug ...

Reply to Human101948 (Original post)

Mon Feb 8, 2016, 10:57 AM

Feb 2016

... wait, no, too late

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