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A video that recently surfaced of a young Ted Cruz has raised some eyebrows. The creepy little Cruz, aside from declaring his aspirations to be rich, powerful and to take over the world, also expressed an interest in making a teen tit film, because hes the perfect Christian. Yes, your sarcasm alarm went off for a reason.
Well now Ted Cruz has been given the opportunity to make his dream come true, thanks to adult film giant, Vivid Entertainment. Big shot at Vivid, Steve Hirsch, has extended an offer for Cruz to star in his very own XXX movie that would most certainly be quite a tad more risqué than an 80s tit film. Hirsh offered to send $1 million to the super PAC of Cruzs choice in exchange for his services.
This letter to Senator Cruz, obtained by TMZ, lays out the offer, along with a suggested headline for the film, which is nothing short of brilliant and hilarious:
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Would Cruzin For Bush be a big hit? It just might be. There must be people out there willing to pay good money to see the worlds most punchable face in action. The real question is, what would he do with his lapel flag?
Kudos to Steve Hirsch for pulling off the troll of the week!
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2016/02/06/rofl-an-adult-film-company-just-offered-to-make-ted-cruzs-bizarre-dreams-come-true-letter/
jmowreader
(50,559 posts)How could you make a movie starring "the world's most punchable face in action" and not put Martin Shkreli in it?
polly7
(20,582 posts)Beyond that ........ I don't even wanna think about it.
rug
(82,333 posts)If I wanted to watch him jerk off in front of a camera I just have to watch the debate. And there's a bunch of assholes thrown in for free.
Octafish
(55,745 posts)"I'd like to make a teen tit film."
There's a pretty big market, going from the arrests and cover-ups.
polly7
(20,582 posts)man one of my good friends married a few years after her first husband died in an accident. I'd grown up with him, we were in the same classes from start to finish. A brilliant person - but always something that seemed strange about him to me - and I got along with everyone - he was just always a bit .... weird, but nobody excluded him or anything. 6 months ago he was arrested for having hidden cameras in the ladies washroom in his electronics store.
Thanks for that link, very interesting.
EL34x4
(2,003 posts)...half the men on "To Catch a Predator" who show up with a 6-pack of beer and a bag full of dildos and then try to claim "I'm just here to warn her!" when the camera crew arrives.
I have no doubt that when Vivid Video offered the opportunity to work with any actress he'd like, Senator Cruz would be able to list names.
polly7
(20,582 posts)fair game for their offer. Maybe it will end up bringing out a little sump'n sump'n - you never know.
beac
(9,992 posts)little indiscretion. Nothing to see here.... move along....
Still, good on Vivid for their epic troll of Carnival Cruz.