"Adventures of the Stupid Stick!" . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump on Morning Joe!!!

[skip fox]

Donald ("I heard what you said without having to listen!&quot Trump is saying: "Listen, I'm not bragging. . . . Far from it. . . . My second place finish in Iowa is right up there with the greatest achievements of mankind. . . . Like the development of fire, . . . or evicting the Neanderthals a thousand years or so B.C, . . . or of course, the resurrection of Christ. . . . How does that show 'an overly inflated notion' of myself?"

Joe (Never the Same since the Accident) Scarborough is saying: "No, I see. . . . You're right, Donald. . . Absolute right. . . . But don't forget Reagan tearing down the wall!"

Mika (Kochs' Puppy) Brezinski is whistling the opening bars of "All Along the Watchtower."


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Above CAPTION based on a clip of Morning Joe on Real Clear Politics:

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/02/03/trump_my_second_place_finish_in_iowa_should_be_considered_one_of_the_great_victories_in_the_history_of_politics.html

[underpants]

1. Clearly Joe I'm not desperate. I'm here. You're welcome.

Just because I had to get up and go through the makeup and hair process that takes so much time because of how good I look as opposed to literally phoning it in like I have been doing means nothing. Sure it's a great advantage to not have my body language on open display that's how smart I've been. Now I'm here. Your ratings will be HOOOG you're welcome.

[randome]

2. Mika: "I could have been a marine biologist, like Mommy wanted."

Trump: "I will tear out Cruz's throat with my teeth!"

Joe: "No, no, Don, that won't be seen as 'Presidential'. At least wait until after Easter."
[hr][font color="blue"][center]A ton of bricks, a ton of feathers, it's still gonna hurt.[/center][/font][hr]

[Johonny]

3. Trump: Joe, you think my campaign is dead! I'm not dead. Your intern that's the one that's dead

right in your office. You watch out Mika you might be next. That's a great scarf by the way, Mika-great. It really distracts my eyes from your tits. You got a nice pair, very firm made in America. Best pair of boobs I've seen since being on stage with Rubio and Cruz. Well, you kids keep up the television thing you do. I got to go make America greaterest. Oh, and Joe, those glass are so ten years ago. Try to update the look when your on TV with me. I got a classy image to protect.