Welcome to the marriage of true minds. . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump with the stump!!!

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Donald ("This potato salad is the greatest ever! . . . You simply wouldn't believe it!&quot Trump just finished saying: "I guess you heard, Sean, I've been nominated for the Nobel Prize. . . . And if anyone ever deserved it, I do. . . Hands down! . . . I'm incredibly rich, I employ thousands of people, my ideas for American are the greatest of all time, and everybody loves me. . . . Hell, if Mother Teresa, Nelson Mandela, or the Dali Lama deserved it, . . . Well, I'm richer than all of them put together by a huge factor, and far better than them in all the other ways besides. . . . In fact, if they don't award it to me, I'll know the fix was in, and then I'll make them see why they should have given it to me! . . . Peace Prize indeed!!"


Sean ("I'm not really a lap dog 'cause I like to run around too much&quot Hannity is saying: "You know, Donald, when you're right, you're right! . . . Gotta give you that!"

[underpants]

1. Hannity:"Yaknow it's just so hard to explain...

All this time what I've said has been clear from day one but now ...who knows ...the TelePrompTer has different mouth words on it and I'm ...well I just don't know...I was talking to Peyton Manning and he told me its all about managing the unexpected...so anyway coming up on the show 'The Great One' Mark Levin will be here, maybe he can explain all these changes. "

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2. Donald Trump:

"Well, Sean. it's obvious isn't it? . . . It I didn't win Iowa, then somebody cooked the books. . . . There's simply no other plausible explanation."

[Johonny]

3. Well, Sean my campaign is on a winning streak. First Iowa and next New Hampshire.

Some people might say Ted Cruz is technically winning at the moment, but we both know he's a cheater worse than Satan. He's never read 2 Corinthians or even fantasized about having my daughter on a couch made of fine Corinthian leather. He's a loser. I hate him, you hate him, and I repeat I hate him. He is certainly hated. By the way, love the show. You should have Megyn Kelly's slot in prime time. Perhaps a shorter dress will put you on top. At FOX winners wear short skirts with plenty of leg. Think about it Sean. I know Ted Cruz does. That loser.