5 PM deadline to remove foreign agents from Harney "this is a life and death situation"

[L. Coyote]

Should we be checking the water around Harney County for toxic lead levels?
Or, am I just to far removed from some redneck talk radio alternate reality?[center]



So what happens at 5 PM fellas, time to go home for dinner?


BLM tab, $1,000,000.00, Cliven Bundy trying to write a letter, priceless.

[Johnyawl]

1. hahahahaha good luck with that, assholes.

[L. Coyote]

3. Only a few seconds to go. I'm terrorized. LOL

[OldHippieChick]

2. Luckovich is such a talent.

May God give him life for 200 years.

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. that "under color of law" is actually a pretty potent charge

and it should be applied to all the cops who have blatantly murdered innocent civilians.
But way too rarely used.

[Downwinder]

5. Think they have started a watch list, yet?

[dmr]

6. OK, it's now past 5pm. Now what?

They gonna arrest the cops?

Seriously?

I think Homeland Security should come down on them as they do any other terrorist & their threats. Maybe they will after gathering enough strong intel, but I sure hope no LEO or their families are hurt in the process.

[dhill926]

7. well....

still waiting. Btw, love the "We are people of We the People." Profound shit there guys...

[sinkingfeeling]

8. Think that could be used to involuntarily commit the signers.

[L. Coyote]

9. OMG, the dignity of an actual response. Man, these guys are too patient!

[center]

Kellee Azar Verified account ?@KelleeAzar 2 hours ago
Beautiful day overlooking #MalheurRefuge. #LiveOnK2 #Oregonstandoff

[Johnyawl]

11. So to sum up the response:

Item #1: Review underway as required by Oregon State Law
Item #2: Neither the county nor the state has the authority to remove federal officers from federal lands.
Item #3: Fuck Off

[flying rabbit]

12. Yep

sums it up nicely.

[NutmegYankee]

10. Sovereign Citizen bullshit.

https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/ideology/sovereign-citizens-movement


The FBI should seek out every individual on that "document" for sedition.

[L. Coyote]

23. Exactly. It would be just hilarious if it wasn't a movement of 300,000 nutjobs.

And there is a continuum reaching back to the anti-communist propaganda of the 50s, the John Birchers, and Commie paranoia.[center]

Mike Walker ?@New_Narrative 2 minutes ago
“@Oregonian: Billy Graham's son speaks to #OregonStandoff holdouts. http://ORne.ws/1R1I9V1

[liberalhistorian]

13. ROFLMAO! This nutbar nattering

is almost as good as Bachmann's latest spit-dribble on an "end times" radio show. Didja all know that Obama is going to take over the U.N. and declare himself to be the "anti-Christ"? And then there was something about Russia and China's intervention in Syria paving the way for Obama to take over or attack Israel, and that all three countries were secretly funneling money to Saudi Arabia and other Mideast nations to accomplish such nefarious purposes, At least, that's what it seemed like she was saying, although, like Palin, she talks like she's tossing random alphabet soup letters together in a big bowl, so who the fuck knows.

Where the fuck do these people come from and what water did they grow up drinking? And there seem to be more and more of them coming out of the damned woodwork.

[LiberalElite]

21. Don't they all hate the U.N. anyway? eom

[SwankyXomb]

14. How kind of them to sign their names to Exhibit A like that

[2naSalit]

27. I noticed that too.....nt

[jmowreader]

15. Didn't "We the People of Harney County" tell these Nevadan assholes to leave?

Is there a statute in Oregon law that criminalizes misrepresentation? None of those four people are actually from Oregon, yet by claiming to be "We the People of Harney County" it appears they're claiming to be such.

[hobbit709]

16. they're the only "foreign agents" in Harney County.

[JHB]

17. Well, "We the People of Harney County" sounds more impressive than...

Last edited Wed Feb 3, 2016, 08:41 AM - Edit history (1)

..."We, the number of nuts in half a Snicker's bar".

You don't imagine they'd follow "truth in advertising" laws either, right?

[pinboy3niner]

18. The signers of this letter are locals, not the holdouts at Malheur

The two Committee of Safety members are Briels, retired fire chief of Burns (who recently resigned his part-time post as Harney County fire marshall), and Schrock, a local rancher. The third, Aramstead, is a local landowner.

[malaise]

22. But the land belongs to the Feds

I'd give them and the other Bundy three days to leave

[Lee-Lee]

19. Sovereign Citizen nut jobs

That letter had all the tell-tale signs of them.

Forming their own government body, using wild conspiracy theories to declare any other government body illegitimate, misapplication of what law they did read because they can't comprehend it.

All they need to go full sovereign is to start signing their names with commas on them and using homemade license plates.

[B Calm]

20. FBI agents are French?

[DBoon]

26. No they are from hawaii

The exotic foreign location where Obama was born.

"Book em dano"

[pinboy3niner]

32. "Did they bring pastries?" #Oregonstandoff #Asinine

Just saw this tweet...

Sassy Infidel ?@SassafrasSoup · 2h2 hours ago

Who are these French Mercenaries this cult speaks of? Is there a leader, a mother ship? Did they bring pastries? #Oregonstandoff #Asinine

https://twitter.com/search?q=%23oregonstandoff

[mercuryblues]

24. seriously

they couldn't even get the date right. One would think that such an important document( ) would be reprinted and not written over.

[L. Coyote]

25. That's the notary, might be intentional to goof up the doc.

You know, instead of laughing out loud ...

Molly Young ?@mollykyoung Feb 1
The locals are in it for the long haul - they brought coffee. #Oregonstandoff


And snacks.

[2naSalit]

28. !!!

I like the sign in the second one! All he's got is an open, probably half eaten, bag of chips!

Three cheers for the locals!

[L. Coyote]

30. Poke them in the eye humor! Gotta luv it. Demockracy at work.

Meanwhile, I notice there is an element of intelligence involved in successful satire, not just spelling. Without it, well, it just stinks of hatred and meanness.

[randome]

29. 'Life AND death'? It's supposed to be 'Life OR death'.

[hr][font color="blue"][center]Treat your body like a machine. Your mind like a castle.[/center][/font][hr]

[TipTok]

31. Nutters...