Who should play the lead roles in the film version of "Snack Hawk Down"?

[11 Bravo]

So far I see Wilford Brimley as Ammon Bundy, but after that my creative juices dry up.

[ScreamingMeemie]

1. Not interesting enough to make it to the big screen. Perhaps a Lifetime movie

loosely based on that last little streaming video of that one guy and his wife dancing among a dozen cases of beer while the streaming guy sang off key, but it would have to be very loose.

[Elwood P Dowd]

2. If Don Knotts were still here he could play the guy operating the video camera.

Then the laws comes in and takes away his bullet.

[KamaAina]

3. Billy Bob Thornton?

[Laffy Kat]

4. Who would play Blue Tarp Guy? nt

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. A blue tarp. n/t

[jpak]

8. Creeping Terror

[Wounded Bear]

9. Bill Murray....nt

[Mendocino]

5. Larry the Cable Guy as Ammo Bundle

Carl Spackler (Caddyshack era Bill Murray) as brother Ryan

James Woods as Lavoy Finicum

Adam Sandler as Jon "Dildo" Ritzheimer

Tom Arnold as "Buddha"

and as Papa Bundy: Jon Voight

[Efilroft Sul]

6. You won the Internet.

Not much makes me laugh these days, but you cut through my misery. Good job!

[Wounded Bear]

10. I think I'd cast Murray (Spackler) as Blue Tarp Guy...

[Mendocino]

11. Have you looked at photos

of Ryan Bundy? Let's just say Carl (Bill) has a certain resemblance.

[flamingdem]

13. Good ones, especially James Woods as Lavoy nt

[jmowreader]

12. You're getting Trey Parker and Matt Stone to write and direct it, correct?

This would be REALLY good done in the Musical Comedy style of "Cannibal! The Musical!"

With songs like...

how could you go wrong?

[Katashi_itto]

14. Crispin Glover to Play David Fry

David Fry

[Mendocino]

15. How about

Weird Al Yankovic?