Well, I guess LaVoy Finicum is enjoying his new status of "God" of his planet.

[Coventina]

No need of pity, he!!

I just hope that he's kinder to any sentient beings on his planet than he was to his foster children on his ranch.

His story of using them for cheap labor totally reminds me of that episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" from season 2

"Dennis and Dee Go on Welfare"

Meanwhile, Mac and Charlie are stuck doing all the work at Paddy's. Mac brings a government program to Frank's attention - "Work for Welfare". The program allows companies to employ welfare recipients while the government pays them. The three start behaving as if the workers are slaves

[Coventina]

1. kicking for afternoon crowd....

[Mendocino]

2. Does he get 72 virgins like other terrorists

or does he get to live on the planet Kolob?

[Coventina]

3. I'm not sure on the finer points of Mormon theology, but as "God" I'm sure he'll get all the virgins

he could possibly want.

[Mendocino]

4. A virgin in his world

is a girl that's never chewed tobacco.

[Coventina]

5. LOL! Or had a Coke!!

[Fuddnik]

6. Or a girl who can outrun her father and brothers.

[Mendocino]

7. Or the church bishops.

[Coventina]

8. kick for the evening crowd