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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 05:52 PM Jan 2016

World's Oldest Man Dies Again

This is one of my favorite news tropes, right up there with the venerable "bus plunge".

The "World's Oldest Man/Woman" dies every couple of months, but unless you actually think about it, then you like apparently many news editors might think it is an unusual event.

You never see "World's Youngest Person Born", because it happens more frequently (many times a day) and is one of the few superlatives that pretty much everyone held at one point in time, however fleetingly.

The real trick in being the "World's Oldest Man/Woman" is not so much in attaining the title, but in how long one holds on to it. Alas, few do for more than a few months.

Farewell, Yasutaro Koide.

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/01/yasutaro_koide_worlds_oldest_m.html

"The world's oldest man, a Japanese, died Tuesday at the age of 112 after suffering chronic heart problems, officials said.

Yasutaro Koide had said his secret to a long life was not to smoke, drink or overdo it."


As always, the story includes the "secret" of the individual involved, which tend to be all over the map. The actual "secret" is more along the lines of "not dying for a long time", given the range of those sorts of things. Here the admonition not to "overdo it" is sort of self-defeating, as it is clear that by reaching extreme age, one has overdone it at least in some sense.

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jberryhill

(62,444 posts)
2. What must really suck is the be the world's 'second oldest' man/woman
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 05:59 PM
Jan 2016

Since you have to hang in there waiting your turn, while not overtly hoping your predecessor passes away. But at least you are a regional/national record holder at that point. So, there's that.

TlalocW

(15,389 posts)
4. I hope one day I'm the oldest man in the world...
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 06:50 PM
Jan 2016

So I can give "advice" on how to live long (part of it will be eating a raw pinecone everyday).

TlalocW

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)
6. You might start a 'raw pinecone' craze.
Tue Jan 19, 2016, 06:58 PM
Jan 2016

Magazines at the checkout counter of the supermarket: 'Slow Cooking with Raw Pinecones The TialocW Way.'

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