Zombie Apocalypse: CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents
The horrific face-eating arrest in Miami and several other seemingly subhuman acts has many people wondering what's behind this flesh-munching wave of terror.
A zombie apocalypse, however, is not what we should be worried about, at least according to the federal government.
Over the years the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has released a couple of tongue-in-cheek "zombie warnings," which really are just disaster-preparedness stunts. But on Thursday, the agency made it official: Zombies don't exist.
"CDC does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)," wrote agency spokesman David Daigle in an email to The Huffington Post.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/01/cdc-denies-zombies-existence_n_1562141.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003&ir=Politics
Maybe now we know where republican BRAINS! have gone missing....
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Going so far as to warn people to stop joking about zombies and realize "this shit is real"
Fortunately, some smarter friends set her straight 
But it didn't take 
I'm working on a proposal about a family of friendly zombies living in a suburb of Beaver Bend, Oregon. I figure their wild and wacky hijinks are bound for a howl a minute, especially when Zelda (the matriarch) runs for town council (this is the pilot, I haven't figured out all the details yet).
It's bound to go over better than my proposed sitcom about the Donner Party ("Donner, Party of 57!"
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