And now, a dose of the real world:

[MrScorpio]

[HappyMe]

1. sigh!

[freshwest]

2. Ain't that the truth.

[spanone]

3. great toon

du needs a zombie forum

[PDJane]

4. That's just..........too true for words.

[NeverEnuff]

5. Misdirection

Bread and circuses!

[malthaussen]

7. Nope, just yet another illustration of the adage "If it bleeds, it leads."

And the corollary I propose: If it don't bleed, there's no need.

-- Mal

[Egalitarian Thug]

6. K&R, This one is too right to be funny. n/t

[BumRushDaShow]

8. Absolutely on target

This week, the lame stream media have purposely sought out and published the most sickening and freaky stories they could find and continue to harp on them with more and more gruesome detail.