Does Mudflap pee the bed or is it the roadkill on his head?

[lonestarnot]

http://www.rawstory.com/2016/01/people-are-starting-to-notice-trump-wont-stay-overnight-on-campaign-trail-he-likes-being-in-his-own-bed/

Maybe anal leakage. He drools.

[Human101948]

1. There are all sorts of aids available to catch various bodily fluids...

It has to be some sort of weird psychological problem.

[lonestarnot]

3. Maybe he thinks a rich ass is too good to sleep in a bed that others may have slept.

Or paranoid someone could bed bug 'im.

[Human101948]

8. He could bring his own bed...

or get one of those lavish tour buses. But you're probably right about his cleanliness fetish.

[lonestarnot]

10. Wouldn't stop the mirrors.

[Human101948]

11. I usually drape a bedspread over the mirror...

WASHINGTON - Next time you check into a hotel, you may want to consider asking if there are any hidden cameras in your assigned room.

There could be cameras hidden in mirrors, television sets, lamps and even the radio alarm clock on your nightstand.

"What? Hidden cameras in my hotel room? That's like placing a hidden camera in my own home without my knowledge or consent. Once I'm in my hotel room, I'm in my home away from home."

That's your likely reaction.

However, Fox News reports that at least two hotel chains have bought that kind of security equipment. More than that may be involved. In an interview with NewsMax.com, Arielle Jamil, director of public affairs for Counter Spy Shops, specialty stores for high-tech spy equipment and devices, did not dispute us when we asked if two hotel chains had bought the spy gear.


http://www.rense.com/general12/watch.htm

[lonestarnot]

12. So do you wear roadkill on your head too?

[Human101948]

13. oh pleeze! I'm not totally insane!

You could get brain eating weevils in your head!

[arely staircase]

2. The combover requires a return to home base nt

[lonestarnot]

4. That thing requires of team of moussers.

[Human101948]

6. Like this one?

[lonestarnot]

9. oops. Moussers. LOL

[Octafish]

5. Bed Bugs

He fears Bed Bugs. Other people's Bed Bugs. Them, and the Edge of Wetness. Other people's Wetness. That and One-Way Mirrors. Other people's One-Way Mirrors...

[lonestarnot]

7. I thought of the bedbugs. He could get those without getting into bed.

Mirrors I hadn't thought about.

[packman]

14. His ego is too big to fit in a normal bed

Yes, I'll bet it is a fear or disgust of other people's past transgressions in those hotel/motel beds. Wonder he shakes hands with the common crowd.
Remember - can't get the video of it - when Bill Clinton and George W. went down to Haiti and Bill was shaking and embracing everyone while George stood to the side and even wiped his hand off on Bill's shoulder when he did , finally, touch one of the earth-quake victims.
Republicans don't care for that sort of thing.

[lonestarnot]

15. Yes I remember that. Pig.

[saturnsring]

16. why'd you call packman a pig?

[lonestarnot]

17. Not Packman! GWB aka bushitler.