Please post your thoughts and prayers for the militia boys holed up in Oregon...

[madinmaryland]

My thoughts are for colder weather and snow there, in addition to an infestation of bed bugs and no electricity and cellphone service.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

1. I can think of little worse than being cooped up with a gaggle of idiots like they are.

[L. Coyote]

93. They took turns foraging for snacks in the cold, morning air, according to local birders.

[center]BREAKING NOW: Birders spotted the #BundyBunch foraging for breakfast snacks near the marsh.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027504479

[randys1]

2. Soon they will need Les Stroud...

http://lesstroud.ca/survivorman

But if I know Les, he would not want to help these pricks.

[notadmblnd]

3. I pray they get the screaming shits from the cheap beer they're drinkin.

nt

[wendylaroux]

30. the screaming shits----lol!!!!

[Initech]

33. The Screaming Shits - saw them at the Troubadour last week, awesome band!

[wendylaroux]

34. Haa!!!!

not to be outdone is the "Running Trots" wicked good music!

[Initech]

35. Running Trots is the name of their current album!

[wendylaroux]

38. stop!!!! ha ha ha!!!!

I am wheeze laughing and people are beginning to stare.
This should be the names of rock bands though.perfect

[etherealtruth]

4. If you all are overcome by hunger and cold....

Remember the Donner Party

[Hekate]

10. Ooops

[Orrex]

67. Everybody loves a party!

[arcane1]

79. Ain't no party like a Donner Party.

Literally.

[Siwsan]

5. Throw in some strong winds and maybe some sleet

A little something to get the bedding wet.

[madinmaryland]

8. They are already dreaming of going back to their bedroom in Mommy's house and

having her cook them a warm meal, before they play some video games and then get tucked in by their mommy!!

[Contrary1]

37. I doubt these guys need any help getting the bed wet. n/t

[7wo7rees]

6. Blockade, no access to media. Added to your prayer.

Extreme cold and no snacks.

Again, blockade/seige. Unless they are doing this on behalf of Native Americans who never have believed they owned our planet.

[Arugula Latte]

7. Dear Nonexistent Deity: Please make their penises and their proxy-penis guns freeze and crack.

Amen.

[mountain grammy]

41. Hysterical thread..

but, as usual, your's is my favorite...

[Arugula Latte]

44. Thank you, m. g.!

[passiveporcupine]

73. cracked penis

Now that's a good name for a band.

[lpbk2713]

9. Block out their AM radio reception.

If they have to go without listening to the Limbaugh Hatefest Hour
for more than a couple of days they will be out of there in no time.

[madinmaryland]

13. Heh! Just broadcast Stephanie Miller into them. Their heads will be exploding

in no time flat!!

[mountain grammy]

39. Ha, great idea!

[Marie Marie]

61. I love Stephanie but for sheer undoing of their little brains,

blast some non stop Mike Molloy at them. He'll take them down - fast!

[madinmaryland]

64. Heh. Maybe Rachel Maddow would be the best.

Or MLK speeches repeated endlessly.

[Hekate]

11. Howling blizzard

[Lizzie Poppet]

12. My genuine hope in all this is that there's no bloodshed. On either side.

I don't like these numbskulls and their shenanigans, and it's fun speculating on various humiliating things happening to them...but in all seriousness, I don't want them hurt. I don't want any of the deputies, police officers, FBI agents, etc., who are dealing with them to be hurt. I'm not the praying type (atheist...), but my urgent wish is that no one dies over this idiocy.

[madinmaryland]

14. No bloodshed, but plenty of humiliation!

[Lizzie Poppet]

16. No problem with that! They've earned it.

Of all the things to potentially go to war with your own government about: that the sweetheart grazing deals you get aren't good enough and that government insists on committing the "tyranny" of having land set aside that you can't run cattle on.

Not slavery or genocide or eliminating elections or anything actually worth shedding blood over....

[pintobean]

31. +1

[FLPanhandle]

15. I could go for a big internal fight within the group

Where they start shooting each other. That would be just fine.

[madinmaryland]

17. They are like the keystone kops. They would only blow holes in the walls making

it even colder in the house

[passiveporcupine]

75. Or becomes a martyr for the cause

that's all we need.

[Warpy]

18. Well, no bedbugs, they're hard to get rid of unless somebody burns the place down

I think toothaches all around might be nice, though.

[passiveporcupine]

76. LOL

Send in the tootsie rolls!

[Bluenorthwest]

19. Saturday's forecast for nearby Burns high of 29, low of 7 with enough snow to mention.

So your wish comes true!

[tularetom]

20. That their little hideout gets invaded by a family of hungry (or horny) bears

[In_The_Wind]

25. ...

[TexasMommaWithAHat]

21. I pray they come to their senses,

but I'm not sure they have any.

[cwydro]

97. I'll bet they're looking for a way out.

Gone by the weekend I hope.

[muntrv]

22. I pray for the pipes to burst and the toilet paper to run out.

[RKP5637]

23. That'll be some fumigation bill when they finally get the F outta there! n/t

[R. Daneel Olivaw]

24. May they all come down with a case of common sense, humanity and an understanding of the law...

right before they turn in their weapons and turn themselves in for sedition.

[barbtries]

26. I pray they'll be prosecuted

To the fullest extent of the law.

[jpak]

27. I pray it snows - a lot - and big gummint don't plow their privititized road

fer the rest of he winter.

[2naSalit]

83. Not likely, sad to say...

They have a dozer and a grader.

[central scrutinizer]

28. I hope the kids will be able to return to school

All schools in the area are closed for the week for safety concerns. Who knows if one of these whack jobs will snap.

[Person 2713]

45. I did not know that the schools were closed. Would lock my doors pull the shades and

keep everyone inside if these stupid crazies took over my town too. God told Ammo to go there. God could tell him any whack shit like take down the townies

[2naSalit]

84. According to some reports

some of these kkklowns have been hanging around town for a while following USFWS and BLM employees around and threatening them, taking their pictures and of their homes and posting them online. You know, just like the anti-women's rights kkkrowd does to clinicians.

[Person 2713]

89. Scary but .....This is what I meant by I do understand why the kids are not in school

If the group has been at their homes they may have seen who lives there. Unlikely they would hurt the kids BUT you just don't know

[2naSalit]

91. If these psychological curs would

use their own children as human shields, I have no doubt they would harm the children of the infidels - nonmormons and supporters of the "commons" and public servants.

[alittlelark]

29. Avian Flu....

[anigbrowl]

32. I hope they read article III of the Constitution

which explains why disputes like theirs are best resolved by the Supreme Court.

I'm not going to wish anything unpleasant on them. One of my 2016 resolutions was to reduce or entirely abandon sarcasm and snark.

[jmowreader]

36. Psalm 109 sounds good right about now

Too bad we can't get George Takei to recite it over a really big PA to them...

[H2O Man]

40. I hope that

their minds open up, and that they see the errors of their ways. And I hope that results in their attempting to repair the damage that they have done.

[KatyMan]

42. A visit from a Bigfoot or two

[Arugula Latte]

47. Don't mess with Sasquatch!

[KatyMan]

87. Lol that's awesome! N/T

[Botany]

43. Your prayers will be answered

http://www.wunderground.com/q/zmw:_97720.1.99999

[dobleremolque]

46. I pray they start to get lonely....

cowboy lonely ... all by theirselves out on that-there cold, freezing, windswept, lonesome Brokeback prairie.....

[2naSalit]

85. !

[MohRokTah]

48. I PRAY that the arrest warrants the FBI have include charges for terrorism. eom

[santafe52]

49. Don't believe in prayers, but…

I HOPE that about half of them come to their senses and realize how ridiculous their actions have been; while the other half hang on to their rigid asinine agenda.

They are all armed. We'll let them figure out which ones are the "good guys with guns" and which are the "bad guys with guns".

Popcorn?

[rurallib]

50. I pray that the birds that are still in Oregon organize a mass shit-in

hopefully they can get inside and get some good shots in.
I mean if your pray then pray for something spectacular with good karma.

[Jack Rabbit]

51. A fair and trial and speedy justice

[Hoyt]

52. Hope they lose their right to own gunz as a convicted felon.

[missingfink]

53. When this charade is finally over,........?

these occupiers/terrorists are not going to be allowed to leave with their firearms are they? These people seem anxious to use their weaponry.

[AllyCat]

54. Toilet paper shortage and lice.

[Lithos]

55. I sincerely hope that no one gets hurt

And that the State, local and Federal governments send them the expense bill they have burdened the tax payer with.

[niyad]

59. amen. another du'er suggested charging each of them $50/day rent, plus $50/day for food,

in addition to all the fines, etc.,

[Oneironaut]

92. Yup best possible outcome.

Nobody hurt. Just going away with a big bill for the Bundys.

[oldandhappy]

56. no electricity and no media

[Gods Slayer]

57. A bout of diarrhea-inducing flu and a shortage of toilet paper

That should get them out

[niyad]

62. welcome to du. apparently, flu not necessary--just a very large bag of haribo sugar-free

gummy bears, according to first-hand accounts by du'ers, and reviews of the product.

[Gods Slayer]

69. After Volkswagen, German sweets are defective too?

There goes German 'qualität'

[niyad]

70. google "haribo sugar-free gummy bears reviews"

[Gods Slayer]

74. First hit

[niyad]

58. may they receive everything they deserve.

[opiate69]

60. I have but one prayer to offer.....

http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/giardia-infection/basics/definition/con-20024686

[SCantiGOP]

63. Locking

Thoughts and Prayers should be in the Religion forum.

[madinmaryland]

66. Heh! That's what they are facing!

[Docreed2003]

65. I pray that...

The only snacks they receive are the shit pieces in Chex Mix that no one likes...that and Noro virus....a huge, shitty, outbreak of Noro virus...

But seriously, a bloodless stand down with adequate prosecution will suffice.

[marble falls]

68. My prayer is they go to jail for being the terrorists they are....

the second amendment calls for "well ordered" militias. How are these armed thugs anywhere near well ordered? I certainly hope their weapons get confiscated.

[James48]

71. I think I will send them some hope

and parachute drop in a few cases of bibles.

That ought to give them something to think about...bibles by the case.

[passiveporcupine]

78. They have more than enough god already

and are already abusing it.

Please...let's not promote more religion here.

[nolabear]

72. I think this pretty much says it for me:

[underpants]

77. Dammit!

Okay boys. First, we threw all in to help poachers and arsonists. Second, we didn't bring enough snacks. Back to the drawering board.

[Monk06]

80. Phhhhhhhhhhhhtttt There's a fart which is as close to a positive thought I can spare for bozos

[peace13]

81. Come to good sense, Lay the guns down...

....and walk out of there.

[w0nderer]

82. toilet paper and snacks

Toilet paper sprayed with with Urushiol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urushiol (active ingredient in poison ivy)

and then snacks (with laxatives)

[SoCalDem]

86. Folks at Gawker are on it

http://gawker.com/oregon-militia-gunman-hides-under-tarp-on-msnbc-1751284976


a sample

Mew-Tang-Clan
Sam Biddle
1/05/16 11:27pm

Oh God. The more we learn about them the less people take them as seriously as they want to be taken. These aren’t freedom fighters. These are cousin-fucking goobers that got tired of getting kicked out the brand new, and only, Walmart in town because the stuck up manager said they needed to wear shoes.

[lonestarnot]

88. I'm praying Ted Nugget shows up to support them.

oh and more cowbell. And while we're at it, rusty limpballs could brave the cold with all his gasbaggery. We could get a real updraft.

[Katashi_itto]

90. May the Goddess Kali reach out and give them her Blessing.

[L. Coyote]

94. And create memes, as the need and inspiration arises, of course.

Birders spotted the #BundyBunch foraging for breakfast snacks near the marsh.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027504479

[Martin Eden]

95. I don't pray, but if I did ...

... may the actions of these fools be disowned by those they hope will support their cause, and prove the swan song of their ludicrous "movement."

[Kaleva]

96. Soon, they are going to go Deliverance on each other

CNN will be reporting that sounds of squealing pigs are coming from the building complex.