General Bundy has released a new map of the seized territories of New Redneckistan.

[L. Coyote]

Seizing on the ideas of ISIS, the Bundy family has declared a new Caliphate, and the old man is the "profit." They are so proud of their new nation in the desert they hired a cartographer, told him they want to be just like ISIS and claim their own territory.

He lost his head, but a copy of the map was leaked first!



#OregonUnderAttack #BundyMilitia #BundyLastStand #BundyTerrorists

[L. Coyote]

1. Meanwhile, in the TwitterSphere the ridicule runs deep. #OregonUnderAttack

Crystal ?
I finally saw news & learned what they're upset about. It inspired this meme. #OregonUnderAttack #NativeAmerican


Hari Kondabolu
Apparently, what these armed maniacs are doing was not discovered in all that surveillance of mosques. #OregonUnderAttack

R.Saddler
Return The Land To The Reservation Of The N. Paiute Tribe. It Was Theirs Before The Militia #OregonUnderAttack


Uncle John ?
A free of charge Civics Lesson for the #bundymilitia & any of their supporters. #OregonUnderAttack


Thomas Verenna
"Militia" is a very specific term in American history. An armed mob doesn't = a militia. #OregonUnderAttack


Brianna Wu ?
Hey, @ABC. I fixed your headline for you. #OregonUnderAttack

[Electric Monk]

2. Ammo 'n' Bundy, what a name. k&r, nt.

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. Since there seems to be a disagreement over whether to call them a militia or terrorists,

let's compromise and call them morons"

Borowitz just now.

[L. Coyote]

3. "Oregon ranchers' calling themselves a "militia," ... not ... major dictionary users."

Andy Borowitz
To all of you who question the Oregon ranchers' calling themselves a "militia," I do not think these gentlemen are major dictionary users.

Andy Borowitz
25 mins ·
Poll: Nation Actually Fine With Ranchers Staying in Stupid Building Forever

Andy Borowitz
4 hrs ·
Oregon Militia Demands Return of Seventeenth Century

Andy Borowitz
7 hrs ·
We need to build a wall around Oregon to keep out the angry white men.

[LittleBlue]

5. Bundy caliphate

[L. Coyote]

6. Neo-Rashneeshpurnam. Oregon is experienced with wackos gathering in the desert

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajneeshpuram

There must be a leftover tent city somewhere



On edit, I'm not sure Oregon has enough space ...

[LittleBlue]

7. You ever been to the eastern side of Oregon?

All they got is space out there

[L. Coyote]

12. Lots of times, exploring for rock art just south of there on Hart Mountain. I always pack food.

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[LittleBlue]

13. ...

[L. Coyote]

8. #YallQaeda trending #3 now. Ridicule wins this one.

#YallQaeda #CowTippingTerrorists #SaturdayNightTreason


John C. Varner III ?
Whoever came up with the #YallQaeda & #VanillaISIS hashtag is today's internet winner. Thanks

Michi ?
So many white supremacists are pissed at #YallQaeda humor. Well done, Twitter.

Fixer Guy ?@Fixer_guy
@DavidMcGuireEsq Partial to #Cowliphate

Marci Sischo Retweeted Maureen Johnson
Okay, #YallQaeda made me happy, but the addition of #YeeHawdists is just the best.

Lucianna Sabgash ?@lsabgash
#YallQaeda logic.


Daniel Rand's Memo's
#YallQaeda they believe they are a regulated state milita? They look more like a big ass bear belly hillbilly redneck swingers club.

Benny
Scum of the Earth. Deport them! #VanillaISIS #YallQaeda #OregonUnderAttack

[L. Coyote]

9. Borowitz ... yee-hawdists," "yokel haram." But I think my favorite is "fucking idiots."

Andy Borowitz
OK, by now I've heard a lot of great names for the Oregon gang: "y'all-qaeda," "yee-hawdists," "yokel haram." But I think my favorite is "fucking idiots."

[yuiyoshida]

10. #RalphQaeda

[L. Coyote]

11. Got a new one, you know the Moran guy, right! Meet #CaptainMorani

The under-educated, poorly-spoken, yet fearless leader of the new nation of Morans, currently headquartered in a federal loon sanctuary.