"Good thing Santa's packing!" . . . Please come CAPTION Fox's Erick Erickson!!!

[skip fox]

Erick ("Ted Nugent would be a great Secretarty of State because of his gravitas.&quot Erickson is saying: "That's right, Bill. . . . Let's not forget what this season is all about . . . especially after San Bernardino: PROTECTION!!! . . . Therefore, an AK-47 would make a perfect gift, but a lot of other long-rifles as well as hand guns, urban scopes, Teflon vests, 100-round clips, armor-piercing bullets, laser-sights, bayonets, and phosphorous grenades will also bring joy to all the little girls and boys. . . . 'Tis the season to be strapped. . . . I mean if you go back to its original meaning."



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Above CAPTION loosely based on the following News Hounds story with a clip:

http://www.newshounds.us/fox_s_message_for_santa_bring_guns_122315

[skip fox]

1. E. Erickson is saying:

"Some fat stranger try to break into my home in the middle of the night with a heist-bag? . . . Well. Misters Smith & Wesson says that cartoon's over!"

[skip fox]

2. E.E. is saying:

"Dear Santa, DUers don't deserve presents because they won't CAPTION. Yer Pal, Erick""

[skip fox]

3. E.E. continues:

"Heck, a lump of coal is to good for them, a frozen booger is too good for them, a smiling t*rd is too good for them, a bloody . . . etc."

[dembotoz]

4. And remember if u would prefer a video game for a toy, u r not Amurican so leave now