A Moment of Zen(puffs). . . . Please come CAPTION Donald Trump!!!

[skip fox]

Last edited Sun Dec 20, 2015, 12:55 PM - Edit history (2)

Donald ("I wouldn't be who I am today if I was someone else!&quot Trump is saying: "Of course I know what the nuclear triad is, Hugh. . . . 'Triad' means three, like I'm almost three times up in the polls over my next nearest competitor, and I'm three times as rich as billions and billions of other people on the face of the earth. . . . . Whereas 'nuclear' means getting real mad and smashing stuff, like 'going nuclear.' . . . So it means like getting three times as mad as you just don't want to see me. . . . Cause I can get things done. . . . Plus, I've learned to pronounce 'nuclear' as only two syllables. . . . What do you think I am, dense?"



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Above CAPTION based on the following story:

http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/donald-trump-has-no-idea-what-americas-nuclear-triad-is-1748283463

[Zynx]

1. "Yeah, I can't believe I'm leading in the polls either."

[skip fox]

2. Trump is saying:

"And for gravitas, I'd put Sarah Palin at Secretary of State."

[dembotoz]

3. i am on msnbc more than rachel

[Octafish]

4. Know that me on the back of a dollar wooden casino chip...

... will be worth less than a phony wooden nickle.