"Hooded Thug"

[kpete]

http://motherboard.vice.com/read/heres-the-full-text-of-martin-shkrelis-criminal-indictment

[elleng]

1. Sure is!

[Hekate]

2. Your money or your life, said the mugger to the sick man....

Shkreli does the perp walk -- Hekate does the Schadenfreude Dance.

[TheSarcastinator]

3. where is that punkass Zimmerman when you need him?

There's a shady character casing the neighborhood: I believe he wants to steal poor people's money.

[Lochloosa]

4. He looks scared....

GOOD....

[2naSalit]

6. Probably mosly due

to the fact that his lying lawyer got busted with him.

[Lochloosa]

7. Even better.

[2naSalit]

5. The whole indictment doc

is at the link. I like this part (highlighted by the article author),

"... the indictment does note that, if convicted, the federal government will seize "any property, real or personal, which constitutes or is derived from proceeds traceable to any such offenses."

Oh yeah, karma.

[saturnsring]

8. they must really mean it cause they already took his lawyer