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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsHeads up--The Donald (T-Rump) is going to be on Kimmel, coming up.
I usually watch Colbert, but I want to see this train wreck.
oldandhappy
(6,719 posts)would stop doing Trump all the time. I am ready to stop watching. I get the music channels and that will take care of me for a long looooooong time. I do not know who owns MSNBC, but it is clear to me that they love Trump.
MADem
(135,425 posts)yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)Even you have to admit that.
BlueStater
(7,596 posts)As opposed to being something extremely obnoxious that constantly makes me want to punch a hole through my laptop. I'll happily take the former.
yeoman6987
(14,449 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,693 posts)MADem
(135,425 posts)I hope it's tonight.
Hey, I'm an optimist!
The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,693 posts)after the GOP tries but fails to kneecap him and installs Jeb! or maybe Rubio as their nominee. That would guarantee a Dem win next November.
MADem
(135,425 posts)I'm with you on that hope!
MADem
(135,425 posts)Eighteen million, he is saying--which is less than the last Fox one (six million fewer).
He says he wants to see the GOP come together, and he's having a great time.
Kimmel says Cruz is scared of him. Now they're making fun of Jeb--they say he is having a hard time running; T-rump is calling him "Low Energy." Kimmel is agreeing. He says he 'likes' Jeb Bush, and Jeb Bush is "too nice."
Now he's boasting about how he's going to help the Kimmel ratings.
They are talking about making the primary like a reality show, and eliminating one person every week.
Commercial break!
He looks very ... RED this evening...
MADem
(135,425 posts)back, he claims he would have spent it on education, roads, schools, infrastructure, airports, etc.
We owe nineteen trillion dollars, we have to bring our country back, he says,
We've got to do something (re the Middle East).
Guillermo (sidekick) was an "illegal" who is now legal.
Trump says Hispanics are UNBELIEVABLE people (guess they aren't raping anymore) but they have to come through legally. He says he's going to WIN the Hispanic vote because he will create jobs--he will bring the jobs back from China, Vietnam, etc.
He wants to "turn the country around" and reduce taxes at a TREMENDOUS rate AND reduce business taxes too!
Jesus, what pie in the sky.
Now MUSLIMS are GREAT PEOPLE, and his MUSLIM friends AGREE with him that "We have a problem" and he wants to temporarily restrict immigration.
Those people who 'did' Paris didn't come from Sweden! You can't solve a problem until you find out the root cause!
He says TREMENDOUS a lot....
There's some BAD STUFF happening, he says!
Kimmel says "Are you helping ISIS when you say these things?"
Trump says--WE NEED STRENGTH--our military is being dissipated. Even though I was against going into Iraq, I said "Don't do Iraq" because Iran will take over...or maybe someone else...and that someone else is ISIS....and now we have wounded warriors all over the place...if they did NOTHING it would be much better...
Another commercial break!
MADem
(135,425 posts)He is saying "Tom Brady is a WINNNNNNNERRRRRRR" ....
He doesn't have time for Star Wars.
Kimmel says Biff in Back to the Future was based on Trump. Trump wants the royalties.
He's reading his medical report where the doctor says he is "extrordinary" and "he will be the healthiest President in history..."
Now they are talking about XMAS....
How much money do you have? He said he filed his papers and "the numbers are MUCH BIGGER..." He has written twelve books (who buys that shit) but never a children's book...
Jimmy Kimmel has mocked up a book for kids "by Donald Trump" called WINNERS AREN'T LOSERS.....it's hilarious!!!
This lobster's a loser, throw him in the pot
I like a lobster who doesn't get caught!
the whole thing is funny--I just don't type that fast!!!
And that was ... it!
I watch...so you don't have to!