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Scuba

(53,475 posts) Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:14 PM Dec 2015

US Introduces New 5-Level Terror Alert Table

1. Ben Carson - No threat, it's only some guy sleepwalking.

2. Scott Walker - All educators, union members and their families should be afraid.

3. Carly Fiorina - All Planned Parenthood staff and patients should be afraid.

4. Mike Huckabee - Christian fundamentalists are cool. Everyone else should have the hell scared out of them.

5. Donald Trump - Mexicans, Muslims and other brownish people should be scared shitless.

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