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lovemydog

(11,833 posts) Wed Dec 16, 2015, 03:36 PM Dec 2015

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What's your humorous take on last night's republican debate?

Christie: 9/11!
Fiorina: I hate Hillary.
Carson: Let everyone else fight.
Bush: I sort of remembered a zinger against Trump.
Kasich: Ohio!
Rubio: I'm smart.
Cruz: I'm creepy.
Paul: I hate everyone.
Trump: Eye rolling & funny faces.
All of them: Everything is terrifying!

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What's your humorous take on last night's republican debate? (Original Post) lovemydog Dec 2015 OP

Rubio has a contraction phobia and B2G Dec 2015 #1

Listening to them... deathrind Dec 2015 #2

Or Morrissey without the intelligence or wit. lovemydog Dec 2015 #10

Carson: I have a cold and am heavily medicated. You probably can't tell anyway. underpants Dec 2015 #3

Motto: We keep fact checkers employed!! underpants Dec 2015 #4

Blitzer: our questions are tailor made for their violent fan fiction fantasies underpants Dec 2015 #5

Fifty Shades of lovemydog Dec 2015 #11

and Boredom. leveymg Dec 2015 #20

Graham's grandstanding in the pre-Debate skip fox Dec 2015 #6

Hewitt: if you see my blinking software work, drink! underpants Dec 2015 #7

Rense: WELCOME! (waves arm) to our! (holds arms up) DEBATE! (Punches air with hand holding script) underpants Dec 2015 #8

I think Carson called him Rinse lovemydog Dec 2015 #13

Cruz: yes my chin sweats independent of the rest of my body underpants Dec 2015 #9

Paul: hellooo! Still here! Suck it Gilmore! underpants Dec 2015 #12

Christie: I talk to dead people underpants Dec 2015 #14

I was Commander in Chief of New Jersey! lovemydog Dec 2015 #16

Fiorina: Gladly the Cross I Bear lovemydog Dec 2015 #15

not watching Republicans raises your IQ rurallib Dec 2015 #17

Watched a hilarious movie on Netflix a couple days ago doc03 Dec 2015 #18

Not nearly as interesting or surprisingly well done as the 2nd installment of Childhood's End leveymg Dec 2015 #19

Snarly Fiorina: Sarah Palin with a thesaurus, but without the charm. 11 Bravo Dec 2015 #21

i find nothing amusing about the hate these assholes spew. spanone Dec 2015 #22

B2G

(9,766 posts)

1. Rubio has a contraction phobia and

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 03:44 PM

Dec 2015

Kasich needs to duct tape his hands to his side

deathrind

(1,786 posts)

2. Listening to them...

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 03:53 PM

Dec 2015

...was like listening to Glum from Gulliver's Travels...

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

10. Or Morrissey without the intelligence or wit.

Reply to deathrind (Reply #2)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:09 PM

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underpants

(182,848 posts)

3. Carson: I have a cold and am heavily medicated. You probably can't tell anyway.

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 03:58 PM

Dec 2015

underpants

(182,848 posts)

4. Motto: We keep fact checkers employed!!

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 03:59 PM

Dec 2015

underpants

(182,848 posts)

5. Blitzer: our questions are tailor made for their violent fan fiction fantasies

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:00 PM

Dec 2015

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

11. Fifty Shades of

Reply to underpants (Reply #5)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:10 PM

Dec 2015

Terror.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)

20. and Boredom.

Reply to lovemydog (Reply #11)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:33 PM

Dec 2015

skip fox

(19,359 posts)

6. Graham's grandstanding in the pre-Debate

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:01 PM

Dec 2015

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10027452104

underpants

(182,848 posts)

7. Hewitt: if you see my blinking software work, drink!

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:01 PM

Dec 2015

underpants

(182,848 posts)

8. Rense: WELCOME! (waves arm) to our! (holds arms up) DEBATE! (Punches air with hand holding script)

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:04 PM

Dec 2015

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

13. I think Carson called him Rinse

Reply to underpants (Reply #8)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:11 PM

Dec 2015

Pubis last night.

underpants

(182,848 posts)

9. Cruz: yes my chin sweats independent of the rest of my body

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:05 PM

Dec 2015

underpants

(182,848 posts)

12. Paul: hellooo! Still here! Suck it Gilmore!

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:10 PM

Dec 2015

underpants

(182,848 posts)

14. Christie: I talk to dead people

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:12 PM

Dec 2015

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

16. I was Commander in Chief of New Jersey!

Reply to underpants (Reply #14)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:13 PM

Dec 2015

9/11! Terror!

lovemydog

(11,833 posts)

15. Fiorina: Gladly the Cross I Bear

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:12 PM

Dec 2015

or Gladly, the Cross-Eyed Bear.

rurallib

(62,431 posts)

17. not watching Republicans raises your IQ

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:14 PM

Dec 2015

doc03

(35,355 posts)

18. Watched a hilarious movie on Netflix a couple days ago

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:32 PM

Dec 2015

titled the Ridiculous 6. It was about a band of outlaws in the old west looking for their father. They were all brothers from a different mother. I think the Ridiculous 8 would fit these clowns.

leveymg

(36,418 posts)

19. Not nearly as interesting or surprisingly well done as the 2nd installment of Childhood's End

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 04:32 PM

Dec 2015

When will humanity transcend GOP politicians and debates?

11 Bravo

(23,926 posts)

21. Snarly Fiorina: Sarah Palin with a thesaurus, but without the charm.

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 06:04 PM

Dec 2015

spanone

(135,854 posts)

22. i find nothing amusing about the hate these assholes spew.

Reply to lovemydog (Original post)

Wed Dec 16, 2015, 06:06 PM

Dec 2015

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