For goodness' sake! . . . Please come CAPTION Fox & Friends on the Athesist Santa Billboard!

[skip fox]

Screen shot while the three-stooges weigh in.




Steve (The Smarmy Sneer) Doocy said: "It's like a warning. . . . Scaring people, . . . keeping them from going to church. . . . 'Who knows what can happen?'"

Elizabeth ("Someday I'll be older&quot Hasselbeck just finished saying: "Yeah. . . . It's like they're trying to terrorize Christians."

Brian ("I always feel like I just lost something but can't remember what.&quot Kilmeade is saying: "Wow! . . . I got it! . . . That means ISIS is now leading the war against Christmas. . . . What those dastardly cowards won't do next!!!!"

[underpants]

1. Your fill ins on their names kill me

[a kennedy]

2. I thought She was leaving the show?? guess not. eom

[skip fox]

3. The malignant three:

Doocy: "Some people might call that free speech."

Hasselbeck: "But it's really like pornography!"

Kilmeade: "Yeah, the Constitution didn't say anything about wagging your genitals in somebody's face."

Doocy: "It's not protected speech, at any rate. . . . more like extreme public indecency."

Hasselbeck: "Like shouting 'fire' in a theater or asking a preschooler to reach into your pocket for some candy."

Kilmeade: "Like you guys, I love the Constitution but atheists are counting on us not paying attention and not realizing what they're really up to: raping our youth!"