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Tab

(11,093 posts)
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 07:46 PM Dec 2015

The healthiest President EVER!

I have been the personal physician of Mr. Donald J. Trump since 1980. His previous physician was my father, Dr. Jacob Bornstein. Over the past 39 years, I am pleased to report that Mr. Trump has had no significant medical problems. Mr. Trump has had a recent complete medical examination that showed only positive results. Actually, his blood pressure, 110/65, and laboratory test results were astonishingly excellent.

<goes on to give a few more medical stats>

If elected, Mr. Trump, I can state unequivocally, will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the Presidency.


Having trouble getting the link to the actual PDF, will update/correct when I do.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/12/14/the-donald-s-trumped-up-medical-report.html
Also, FYI: http://www.theverge.com/2015/12/14/10123368/donald-trump-health-doctor-report-heaven-protect-me (!)
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The healthiest President EVER! (Original Post) Tab Dec 2015 OP
"Not ony that... HassleCat Dec 2015 #1
And one with the most hair ever! LisaL Dec 2015 #2
well too bad he is a crazy facist pig . olddots Dec 2015 #3
Actually, I don't give a damn about his physical medical report. What I'd rather see Tab Dec 2015 #4
 

HassleCat

(6,409 posts)
1. "Not ony that...
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 07:49 PM
Dec 2015

... but it is my considered medical opinion that he is immortal, and will live forever, marrying a succession of ever-younger wives."

Tab

(11,093 posts)
4. Actually, I don't give a damn about his physical medical report. What I'd rather see
Mon Dec 14, 2015, 08:01 PM
Dec 2015

What I'd rather see is a mental health report, preferably not from a Trump-hired quack.

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